tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-360363672024-03-13T09:14:43.133-04:00jeter harrismad howsecat an noo york yankees fanmister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.comBlogger1137125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-86445658588683677282013-06-09T14:03:00.001-04:002013-06-09T14:03:19.236-04:00U can teach a old cat new tricks<br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=13/06/09/1262.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/13/06/09/s_1262.jpg' border='0' width='281' height='210' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />Look at me. I am in da great outdoors. Do u know how long it has been, brudderz an sistahz? I will tell u. It has been a very long time. U may or mayen't know that dat stoopid kitten, Joba, has made my life mizerabul. He stays in da back an, consekwently, I am hold up in da house ... which is not always terribul.<br />Well, today there was a intruder in my house and I freeked! His name is Reggie Jackson and he is a ....<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=13/06/09/1263.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/13/06/09/s_1263.jpg' border='0' width='400' height='400' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />D-O-G! Well da back door was open and I high and fat-tailed it outta da house, only to return when Reggie was gone and on his way home to New York City!<br />But something happened to me. I realized that it's a nice day and I kinda like it outside ... In spite of the stoopid Joba smell!<br />So here I am<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=13/06/09/1264.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/13/06/09/s_1264.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />takin in all da stuff I have missed ... and, as long as my mom is outside with me ... I am stayin out!<br />da end.<br />in other news ... u may have noticed that I am workin on my spelling. I have learned that u can teach an old cat new tricks.<br />I am just sayin.<br /><br />Posted using BlogPress from my iPad<br /><p class='blogpress_location'>Location:<a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=da%20great%20outdoors%4040.825647%2C-73.722182&z=10'>da great outdoors</a></p>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-43321791308956507992012-03-31T23:19:00.001-04:002012-03-31T23:20:12.791-04:00sumthin noo ...<div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><a href="http://jeterharris.wordpress.com/"><b>click heer fer sumthin noo!</b></a></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-63079066792915079842012-03-27T21:22:00.002-04:002012-03-27T21:29:29.515-04:00sumone iz comin fer a vizit!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhiw3cr5xOubOa8YPkZFoyyCIcb1gB60pz-Jn8Bd_gDpLF76rsK7YTYbtHnmVczAKQVU9EICyBxPKhNTkjNbKriRDvvTmkK7hO2c_3p89DctnZZ3VVdY8i__pj7Afeyz9GpEVV/s1600/karen+023.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhiw3cr5xOubOa8YPkZFoyyCIcb1gB60pz-Jn8Bd_gDpLF76rsK7YTYbtHnmVczAKQVU9EICyBxPKhNTkjNbKriRDvvTmkK7hO2c_3p89DctnZZ3VVdY8i__pj7Afeyz9GpEVV/s320/karen+023.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">do u know hoo dis iz?</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">yes ... yes ... it'z yerz troolee ...</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">but wut abowt dat lady wid da blonde hare feedin me treetz?</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">dat'z rite!</div><div style="color: red; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">it'z mi bes frend da food lady!</span></b></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">an she'z comin soon.</span></span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">i can't wate!</span></span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">i am busy trying to convince mi brudder mickey to giv hizself a bath ...</span></span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">i cooden't convince mi mom to cleen da growt.</span></span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">i hope she takez me owt fer sum pizza or sumthin.</span></span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;">i am just sayin. </span> </span></div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">in udder nooz ...</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">mi mom an i ar watchin baseball.</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">it'z spring trainin!</div><div style="color: blue; text-align: center;">life iz grate!<br />
...<br />
pee ess--i think mi grate frend 'kaika wuz referrin to joba chamberlain in hiz comment to me on march 25th.<br />
mi mom luvz joba chamberlain an wuz verree upset wen he seveerly injered hiz ankle. i hope he makez a fast an total recuvery ... an pitchez fer da noo york yankeez again soon.<br />
thank u 'kaika. </div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-31009846186029462242012-03-18T08:31:00.004-04:002012-03-18T08:40:47.137-04:00da advenchurz uv mi squillion ... laffin an laffin<div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis week, mi brudderz eric an flynn asked abowt mi squillion ... laffin an laffin.<br />
it iz intrestin dat u ask.<br />
yoozually he iz jus hangin owt in hiz garden ... <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSxutFgXMps4D6SqZcs7slWYhXuZH_p2Yf7QW-RfWq_7Zszv0csviHjtj8BUQpYczByH3lIcYjv4thjTHqq6vUrGk5RZb2IP2mSCrKVn8Cw4nfrA92FXaAK0Av42G2qeYg2I3J/s1600/laffin+008.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSxutFgXMps4D6SqZcs7slWYhXuZH_p2Yf7QW-RfWq_7Zszv0csviHjtj8BUQpYczByH3lIcYjv4thjTHqq6vUrGk5RZb2IP2mSCrKVn8Cw4nfrA92FXaAK0Av42G2qeYg2I3J/s320/laffin+008.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">but dis mornin i noticed he had left da garden an ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsHQwvFuwPX6VW2eOIBe5HD8jD38HGuB23AqIrAi5b4Rq4fMildpJ_3-7iKdfSR7eLGyVAi3wWr0KtO7MxQRkE76dnW5-QNz77ZiMlPwSh4ixyPYmcjIn3-M7iZa0AOH0wILy/s1600/laffin+007.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsHQwvFuwPX6VW2eOIBe5HD8jD38HGuB23AqIrAi5b4Rq4fMildpJ_3-7iKdfSR7eLGyVAi3wWr0KtO7MxQRkE76dnW5-QNz77ZiMlPwSh4ixyPYmcjIn3-M7iZa0AOH0wILy/s320/laffin+007.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">he wuz playin werdz wid frendz.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">now ... dat'z fine. we all need to improov owr vocabyoolary an dis izza grate game ... but ... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_Hq1dYQluhozhTgfAF9O0WZDo3RLklPxS5p-eUcSAXIjGFiIgNLPv-98b-XhdJD7YEd4C8tRS2SJLFvOeiv64hF7CnMfv_edvRIwr954UnIxCEdWiUKlsgeS9olfxKwWaMNr/s1600/laffin+005.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW_Hq1dYQluhozhTgfAF9O0WZDo3RLklPxS5p-eUcSAXIjGFiIgNLPv-98b-XhdJD7YEd4C8tRS2SJLFvOeiv64hF7CnMfv_edvRIwr954UnIxCEdWiUKlsgeS9olfxKwWaMNr/s320/laffin+005.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> hiz competishun thinkz i am playin wid her.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis iz sumwut disturbin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an look at mi squillion ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgICsFbL5fGrDwC6M6Q6gn4QmpPfhYsMb4AwjTpJIp2485jF04mxQDIOEWTBb79pyJDaolLb8Cd0usEH9z_fRD_vKRJv7nAxVfG5uS_E8PVIz5NbixzR712hJxQsOllrwWp5s0C/s1600/laffin+006.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgICsFbL5fGrDwC6M6Q6gn4QmpPfhYsMb4AwjTpJIp2485jF04mxQDIOEWTBb79pyJDaolLb8Cd0usEH9z_fRD_vKRJv7nAxVfG5uS_E8PVIz5NbixzR712hJxQsOllrwWp5s0C/s320/laffin+006.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">he iz jus laffin an laffin!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">duhr.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">(i hope he can do sumthin wid dat "u" or dat "g" ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">jus sayin.)</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-83952024645148779702012-03-15T21:17:00.000-04:002012-03-15T21:17:22.036-04:00sum grate pikshurz ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">sum stoodentz at mi mom'z skool wanned to thank mi grate frend skeezix fer helpin dem selubrate saint patrick'z day.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">he sent dem skeezix buttonz.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">evree kid wantz a skeezix button!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">heer iz dere thank u ...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd8_46FN9tZ9Iqju20UN5eNjzPibESjjn6W20ysUWMyYvJ84Sbqy0YlCxHhAPa-mJJhb3_fu2GbZ7rw5I5AauK2Tc7GH5kKSp90CRh0WnUfIyQUB7toUG8jSD3EXh6h8tGahOV/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+054.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd8_46FN9tZ9Iqju20UN5eNjzPibESjjn6W20ysUWMyYvJ84Sbqy0YlCxHhAPa-mJJhb3_fu2GbZ7rw5I5AauK2Tc7GH5kKSp90CRh0WnUfIyQUB7toUG8jSD3EXh6h8tGahOV/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+054.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">verree kyoot kidz, 'eh?</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">here'z sum more:</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggPAXJp6YX4bcXNKbHh6hrpOQL8L5xByiRkYD9ubWLcEWIbuo6N2e76Df-0xgKAAifZPYP-sRMc4Afme8c-YDKKW69r9hRQOKOQOZ4YYkuZqDJbYYJObwHdhTvEi1oRAVpfBam/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+055.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggPAXJp6YX4bcXNKbHh6hrpOQL8L5xByiRkYD9ubWLcEWIbuo6N2e76Df-0xgKAAifZPYP-sRMc4Afme8c-YDKKW69r9hRQOKOQOZ4YYkuZqDJbYYJObwHdhTvEi1oRAVpfBam/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+055.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">mi mom likez deez kidz.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">heer'z anudder:</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaO_7VbrGw4bOzgd049rwlmax5g2195lUlwSpTJvzPPkGb_05NXl0bB6m92fW4mo5Tlu3fwyfcAj0tXdBsTn-6cUWqaC6s1Z0kUwwgSMRQJ8vuQ9SU4JQP6S_oNjdAPwWCnxw6/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+056.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaO_7VbrGw4bOzgd049rwlmax5g2195lUlwSpTJvzPPkGb_05NXl0bB6m92fW4mo5Tlu3fwyfcAj0tXdBsTn-6cUWqaC6s1Z0kUwwgSMRQJ8vuQ9SU4JQP6S_oNjdAPwWCnxw6/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+056.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">an ... heer'z anudder:</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3nYuGRfHJEVvvptnVC6EubI7YLeeh6TZOj7pewbnwSQA8nxuLRWrsmBknsjHuwXWbQd422UHe_Q6xkVsH-i_HV4dspEflfV-DAjY1n1JSJDmsewopqFiswd8vQUhAn-BFx4E2/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+057.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3nYuGRfHJEVvvptnVC6EubI7YLeeh6TZOj7pewbnwSQA8nxuLRWrsmBknsjHuwXWbQd422UHe_Q6xkVsH-i_HV4dspEflfV-DAjY1n1JSJDmsewopqFiswd8vQUhAn-BFx4E2/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+057.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">uv corse dere were udderz ... but mi mom hadta teech math an reedin an ritin an spellin today ... so she cooden't take pikshurz all day!</span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">so i'm yoozin mi blog to thank skeezix an da fl fer makin sum grate kidz reelee happee today!</span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: #38761d; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">happee saint patrick'z day evreebuddee!</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #38761d;">(espeshullee u skeez ... an fl!)</span> </span></span> </span></span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span></span></span></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-47373166616211152792012-03-12T17:35:00.000-04:002012-03-12T17:35:34.328-04:00anudder poem<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix58pwO9inuUY1hKMmaFwnF9G7gtO-q61Th5IulrG70xRfiZOkm1OzKSFovFEYwnrWZx89TZldKLdBliy9bTeR_FmqY0d-KbBmOMrkMk6ep03JPcMm-xVihZf7whKu6e1qcbTy/s1600/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+030.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix58pwO9inuUY1hKMmaFwnF9G7gtO-q61Th5IulrG70xRfiZOkm1OzKSFovFEYwnrWZx89TZldKLdBliy9bTeR_FmqY0d-KbBmOMrkMk6ep03JPcMm-xVihZf7whKu6e1qcbTy/s320/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+030.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">tra la ... tra la ... jus lookit me</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i'm sittin rite owtside.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i'm onna box</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">nex to a plant</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dat, sadly, long ago died.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">but i am happy</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da wether iz warm</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an i am wearin a smile</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfTnd3Y8ATuD_PNwCBPrel0CyvRCvjj012GLCTzEHiCSMTnhRczA2mmJrPb3tT_PT5e5dDNYGffiPsKYW7wbfBd-1FAa7M3ePu9NAS_rU6um5Su_xaxybx6Qn4c5vHQZk6qqjP/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+031.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfTnd3Y8ATuD_PNwCBPrel0CyvRCvjj012GLCTzEHiCSMTnhRczA2mmJrPb3tT_PT5e5dDNYGffiPsKYW7wbfBd-1FAa7M3ePu9NAS_rU6um5Su_xaxybx6Qn4c5vHQZk6qqjP/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+031.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i'm sniffin da tree</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an breethin da air</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">it wuz grate to be owt fer a wile.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">(until dat stoopid kitten came arownd an ruined mi fun ... da end.)</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-39575795105484547922012-03-11T17:55:00.001-04:002012-03-11T17:58:37.585-04:00a poem<div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">in da past </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">a day like dis one</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wood make me skreem an showt.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i wood stand by da door</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an look up at mi mom an say</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"i wanna go owttttt."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">deez dayz i stay</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">inside da howse </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an all uv u reederz know why</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i stay indoorz</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an get sumwut fat ... an</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> it'z all acownt uv ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIsWChbsvo5q9Zs3Zyjm0hQBKXKBFDGZSDddWLaJeOcal45SulBk4IEdb95xUGkHCjE94wsvQwykU9XiaiBtBaraWFEiuni-E1lGbjKYo2OJXI-XU1k3uMfacNgPtF2XvqtRwU/s1600/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+027.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIsWChbsvo5q9Zs3Zyjm0hQBKXKBFDGZSDddWLaJeOcal45SulBk4IEdb95xUGkHCjE94wsvQwykU9XiaiBtBaraWFEiuni-E1lGbjKYo2OJXI-XU1k3uMfacNgPtF2XvqtRwU/s320/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+027.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis guy.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an wile he haz fun</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">jus runnin arownd</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an gettin sum fresh air an sunlite ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i play wid mi pickle,</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an dat'z not so bad,</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">but i'm feelin jus a little bit uptite.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">will dis ever get better?</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">will i ever go owt</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wen it'z summer an oh so hot?</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">az long az dat kitten iz</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">stinkin up da place</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i feer da anser iz ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE3lsv4JqLvUX7_A_6oBr41tQg93MJH_LpDpdk7UE3_Oi4L1J3aGhPTgEqs9AtmwOczynZy3Jp6zbbBDFCUZtJABBg3iSIAX7xBvgC0OCW62KnxebAmyAnqu05ygQ2dT2JcfZM/s1600/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+026.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE3lsv4JqLvUX7_A_6oBr41tQg93MJH_LpDpdk7UE3_Oi4L1J3aGhPTgEqs9AtmwOczynZy3Jp6zbbBDFCUZtJABBg3iSIAX7xBvgC0OCW62KnxebAmyAnqu05ygQ2dT2JcfZM/s320/jeter's+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+026.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">definitlee not.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">by yer frend--jeter harris </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-50752820523675268832012-03-10T10:56:00.000-05:002012-03-10T10:56:14.839-05:00eksiting noo stuff!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf52Z40KcfjudzXt1wCuTsbURWx6SKSVcIvploXSeyd0ptWytipslntsSob7LyqKXqzwoAP5ZHibrJqBckqh3Wh551IngFkne2sM8kXv2RWNcMECkP9OPzBlv2p_XUUGT2I1FR/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+023.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhf52Z40KcfjudzXt1wCuTsbURWx6SKSVcIvploXSeyd0ptWytipslntsSob7LyqKXqzwoAP5ZHibrJqBckqh3Wh551IngFkne2sM8kXv2RWNcMECkP9OPzBlv2p_XUUGT2I1FR/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+023.jpg" width="284" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">brudderz an sistahz ... i got sumthin in da mail yesturday an i wanna show u wut it wuz ... an iz.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi grate an fabyoolus frendz skeezix, mao, an tripper sent me a gift fer mi birfday. in da pikshur above,i am openin da box it arrived in. it izza long box dat mi mom will bring to da skool to yooz azza egzample uvva triangular prism. but i digress. inside da box wuz sum amazin stuff: </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">first ... dere wuzza "tickle pickle" onna stick.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNc9y6UFKURDel2iF_IkgtuV6yT_G1U3Y9Js2mLIt2n5rTtDtTk0fphhi4aKA0gduQ1LGmlISuQpQobEM2GROYbWO09ETUHcCC2K-ME5q9x7pdfJaSUq6tE85wQMFD6HkcIPiG/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+009.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNc9y6UFKURDel2iF_IkgtuV6yT_G1U3Y9Js2mLIt2n5rTtDtTk0fphhi4aKA0gduQ1LGmlISuQpQobEM2GROYbWO09ETUHcCC2K-ME5q9x7pdfJaSUq6tE85wQMFD6HkcIPiG/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+009.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis iz yerz troolee huggin da pickle, dat iz jam packed wid organic cat nip, to mi hart. i luv it. i even let mi brudder mickey play wid it fer sum time. he kept fallin backwardz an i wuz laffin an laffin!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">but dat'z not all ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">hidden inside da triangular prism box wuz dis:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLAnUcYb0OBOGyGMWMP3YGBUPziPpipEzanYB7hXwDhMqP2Yuc4tBCu3DdwJ3PYLODUjWYj6oYbUxXSvNb3cbxagRwRs3tPm6KGQ5kQqoP1pDuBIueSSd9bMpZMnbut_qPQ6tR/s1600/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+022.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLAnUcYb0OBOGyGMWMP3YGBUPziPpipEzanYB7hXwDhMqP2Yuc4tBCu3DdwJ3PYLODUjWYj6oYbUxXSvNb3cbxagRwRs3tPm6KGQ5kQqoP1pDuBIueSSd9bMpZMnbut_qPQ6tR/s320/jeter%2527s+birthday+gift+from+skeezix+022.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dat'z rite folkz! tuna sushi an more organic catnip fer mi eetin an rekreashunal drug yoos! life iz grate wid frendz like skeezix an mao an tripper.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wen da food lady comez to vizit me an mine ... i will hav sum fun playin wid her an all dis stuff!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">havva catnip day!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;" /></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-88142656087150526532012-03-01T20:51:00.001-05:002012-03-01T20:54:24.026-05:00duhr<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio6u_QjqZfEz5VUcJF6XA-7Z2M4ezb2ldRkZrcFC6UuXGitJAIXEbyVSFKHMzeuT3wf6PSzr1bxxOx8nQkynWlKe7fdODCdNDPGu7hjNOXQEFoM7CpDWFWoSScuTnDEGUOLY_F/s1600/spam+046.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio6u_QjqZfEz5VUcJF6XA-7Z2M4ezb2ldRkZrcFC6UuXGitJAIXEbyVSFKHMzeuT3wf6PSzr1bxxOx8nQkynWlKe7fdODCdNDPGu7hjNOXQEFoM7CpDWFWoSScuTnDEGUOLY_F/s320/spam+046.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">don't get too yoozed to dis stoopid noo blog dezine ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i can't see mi millionz uv commentz ... an i don't think i can see mi whole entire title.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">duhr.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis iz disturbin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">jus sayin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">yerz--jh</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-25621909897553712832012-02-29T22:30:00.001-05:002012-02-29T22:33:24.644-05:00wite cat wednesday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgI74fF4q8nuZRP08cEZk76hIC_ulAoXdry8iLf3c3j08Cbpv49zpUR0zZnglh6SitZIJlCSS1o9C9IPDmyZ0aCTLGTIZaHR3ZWfOwr7u9z0sDdmkEqouAzyVAuq9pCynqyDU0/s1600/spam+029.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgI74fF4q8nuZRP08cEZk76hIC_ulAoXdry8iLf3c3j08Cbpv49zpUR0zZnglh6SitZIJlCSS1o9C9IPDmyZ0aCTLGTIZaHR3ZWfOwr7u9z0sDdmkEqouAzyVAuq9pCynqyDU0/s320/spam+029.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis iz such a funny pikshur uv mi brudder mickey.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i don know wut he wuz doin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">... </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i am makin dis "wite cat wednesday" in honor uv mi brudder.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">he haz been makin sum poor choicez lately.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">affer all ... he'z gettin older ... an old men do sum crazy stuff.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i don wanna talk too much abowt wut he duz. let'z jus say ... he'z lucky mi mom hazzen't asked him to pack hiz bag an leev.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i luv him, tho.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">so ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">happy wite cat wednesday evreeone.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">in celebrashun uv dis grate day ... </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i will giv mi brudder a head bonk!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end. </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-63688338610831122442012-02-28T05:48:00.000-05:002012-02-28T05:48:23.807-05:00a surprize fer mi mom ... an sumthin to laff abowt<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUaYfRYHYSuvZAkHzjJJ84YgKd3Tq2KyoFNlg1QUSDg3CwLuBvZ-kZladFB6X6d7g34vb02MDK0paREw3RfuyEdAr1jeCqANKHhDJYh-Eh-Tmh1M8Vz18uUwK8m1yc2xqwuebf/s1600/spam+065.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUaYfRYHYSuvZAkHzjJJ84YgKd3Tq2KyoFNlg1QUSDg3CwLuBvZ-kZladFB6X6d7g34vb02MDK0paREw3RfuyEdAr1jeCqANKHhDJYh-Eh-Tmh1M8Vz18uUwK8m1yc2xqwuebf/s320/spam+065.jpg" width="247" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wen mi mom came home frum da skool las nite i took one look at her an sed da followin:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"mom" i sed "yer swetter iz on backwerdz."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom pulled da turtleneck owt an sed:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"Oh! That's why it felt funny! Hahaha! That's silly, Puppy! Tomorrow morning you will have to check me out before I leave."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">She wuz laffin an laffin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i hav but one werd:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">duhr.</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-17882170285897012472012-02-27T05:50:00.000-05:002012-02-27T05:50:21.109-05:00back to da skool<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUyynHFUXMu-3jfUj1x3h0o2SF4X3u1NW0s_57WhMvZShb3gWUFJQnd6XyCTPOI8mlV41YuD0qplFODRKQ6Kgj5tgOl-sE2D1BFujXDQ4EtDjolKL4yk3WZYOMsp_mNZLE1Jv_/s1600/spam+038.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUyynHFUXMu-3jfUj1x3h0o2SF4X3u1NW0s_57WhMvZShb3gWUFJQnd6XyCTPOI8mlV41YuD0qplFODRKQ6Kgj5tgOl-sE2D1BFujXDQ4EtDjolKL4yk3WZYOMsp_mNZLE1Jv_/s320/spam+038.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">well brudderz an sistahz ... it'z back to da grind.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom iz goin back to da skool after a week off wid me an dat meenz dat i havta get back to werk.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i havta patrol da howse fer introoderz ... make sure dat i get in enuff nap time ... havva snack ... lissen to mi brudder mickey wine an cry all day dat he'z "soooo hungry ... gimme something to eat please." i havvta make sure dat kitten iz owtside ware he belongz ... an i havta nap an snack an nap.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wow ... dat'z allotta werk fer me.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i will miss mi mom ... but she'll be home fer dinner ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an den we will play.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">(uv vakashun)</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-47740927737905867212012-02-26T09:58:00.001-05:002012-02-26T10:01:43.687-05:00sunday mornin ... an i almos venchur owtta da howse<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF4dwARFD9Q6PRzvuLLaOvMYy1SaVz_vZ5C8m65fn8_BVWe2pMu4iHTCexh5I2-HilSqSBEFVe2i-1KqHoanjZIiGzpoJe39m8JY7Csvhf8zgj29GWI6ysNP9GiNmlBhvHrsZq/s1600/spam+052.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF4dwARFD9Q6PRzvuLLaOvMYy1SaVz_vZ5C8m65fn8_BVWe2pMu4iHTCexh5I2-HilSqSBEFVe2i-1KqHoanjZIiGzpoJe39m8JY7Csvhf8zgj29GWI6ysNP9GiNmlBhvHrsZq/s320/spam+052.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">mi brudder matsui wuz goin owtside dis mornin an he invited me to join him in da grate owtdoorz ... so ...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwpvH4IqcxnPkuoCLaKDvHdJIiJP6NrF-bCOPGlAfOXJkO4eJOEq-ZoQqbJLWppICYnR8gUXEzcQwNy3D-hSIdTI8RmIcKwGXBxpbijNATLXHZC1u2QUDRaZrIf7J3D24Dbt63/s1600/spam+047.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwpvH4IqcxnPkuoCLaKDvHdJIiJP6NrF-bCOPGlAfOXJkO4eJOEq-ZoQqbJLWppICYnR8gUXEzcQwNy3D-hSIdTI8RmIcKwGXBxpbijNATLXHZC1u2QUDRaZrIf7J3D24Dbt63/s320/spam+047.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i thot abowt it an decided ... "why not!"</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i jumped off da windowsill an crept slowly to da back door ware mi brudder wuz watin.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4iUYwV2QW93tMMaSMxAD0fu2fiZ7-rptRhdwIzQdjtYcFxcnGsq1S4Pz6b2R55N-p5nbD7fnHvrI7HbQlK-8K4Ec1_WInanw6sy3-QwdCif7efu4kpoGKTxlF95yxB2sFll3V/s1600/spam+057.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4iUYwV2QW93tMMaSMxAD0fu2fiZ7-rptRhdwIzQdjtYcFxcnGsq1S4Pz6b2R55N-p5nbD7fnHvrI7HbQlK-8K4Ec1_WInanw6sy3-QwdCif7efu4kpoGKTxlF95yxB2sFll3V/s320/spam+057.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i carefully made mi way onto da welcome mat ... an ...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyj2Qmdc5CqN-QAMjwO1OkL7wD-RKCxI1HoI8nnsnL4v7sMxfwDTaM3V_OzlDf1t99k6coJ4Idp6cx_aDwGGNerDbYL7HDbY8Oj2GeJIlkzEi7fFPdkIn85puJJU2vpAyWE1jQ/s1600/spam+062.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyj2Qmdc5CqN-QAMjwO1OkL7wD-RKCxI1HoI8nnsnL4v7sMxfwDTaM3V_OzlDf1t99k6coJ4Idp6cx_aDwGGNerDbYL7HDbY8Oj2GeJIlkzEi7fFPdkIn85puJJU2vpAyWE1jQ/s320/spam+062.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">spent a minit or two wid mi brudder.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i wan u to know ...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">it smellz uv stoopid kitten owt dere.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">so i came inside to tell u abowt dis.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">da end.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">pee ess ... i hav been anserin yer commentz. it iz grate fer two reezonz ...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">1-i anser kweschunz rite on da spot ... or thank u fer yer grate advice ... or, in da case uv one speshul frend, comment on improoved spellin.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">an 2--it makez it look like i have so many reederz!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">jus sayin.</span></span></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-86040183372151245382012-02-25T08:39:00.001-05:002012-02-25T11:26:02.595-05:00fer da birdz<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7oXw04Fp0uXTFI_khoAd19qxFN9MrnTBM1ngCBl9nkLYUYQXZqmdYbZapnjK98V14gtpbJAyTu_Ddaz8xYTc7RLts7BKOxNw8e1CFcPb_ky4bQLJ7pBV6TZvUDnZz4wlHPVra/s1600/spam+044.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7oXw04Fp0uXTFI_khoAd19qxFN9MrnTBM1ngCBl9nkLYUYQXZqmdYbZapnjK98V14gtpbJAyTu_Ddaz8xYTc7RLts7BKOxNw8e1CFcPb_ky4bQLJ7pBV6TZvUDnZz4wlHPVra/s320/spam+044.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom iz draggin herself arownd da howse sayin dat dis place izza "empty nest."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">empty nest?</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dere ar no birdz heer.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dere ar only catz ... an lotz uv dem.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i don't get it.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">in udder nooz ... mi sistah debra mooved into her own apartment in da city.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i am eksited becuz now dere iz no one in dis howse to yell at me fer walkin on da cownter.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">jus sayin.<br />
...<br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">i jus checked an i hav no spam in mi spam box.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">i thot u shood know. </span> </div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-31737023318760731322012-02-23T06:22:00.000-05:002012-02-23T06:22:29.861-05:00spam<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibNYirMjBnw95rf_Fm4lEuh_34q2I6De09w36UWzPUTclbplpeP2TMjuanMeCqwNtzenYjMsTMmmJmZ-GXMpmHnOpcdrjJm4XfwJzRM8PnEUOUwu-iEnh9M79F1zsLvCS5ljkj/s1600/assorted+stuff+025.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibNYirMjBnw95rf_Fm4lEuh_34q2I6De09w36UWzPUTclbplpeP2TMjuanMeCqwNtzenYjMsTMmmJmZ-GXMpmHnOpcdrjJm4XfwJzRM8PnEUOUwu-iEnh9M79F1zsLvCS5ljkj/s320/assorted+stuff+025.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i hate spam. </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i meen ... i never tasted da stuff dat comez in da can ... an dat iz probublee tastee ... i hate da spam dat clogz up mi blog. so i am sure u know dat i wuz jumpin up an down wen i discovered dat blogger, itself, wuz serchin fer spam on mi blog. unforchoonatlee ... i had to reed thru it to make sure dey diden't think dat a messij frum, let'z say, skeezix or somecat, duzzen't get marked az spam. so one uv da messijez i got wuz abowt sumthin called "viagra." i wuzzen't sure uv wut dat wuz so i asked mi mom. she sed da followin: </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"Puppy ... You don't have to know about Viagra. Delete it." </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an so ... i did ... becuz i alwayz lissen to mi mom. </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-37273419208395886802012-02-22T08:02:00.000-05:002012-02-22T08:02:20.785-05:00mi noo look ... an figyerin it owt.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNP4Ky1xpT-sZgjvfbvzc4Er3yCkBaNoRRnkwfnn1pAzWFXblJAgQdcWkHnuZB3KQa41NpcGZwGAUCWPGKcolrCa3GSWtbQQOcPT_kz6n4D0fKBJ8vJa1EJFMnBhDeLZ61pQX2/s1600/spam+027.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNP4Ky1xpT-sZgjvfbvzc4Er3yCkBaNoRRnkwfnn1pAzWFXblJAgQdcWkHnuZB3KQa41NpcGZwGAUCWPGKcolrCa3GSWtbQQOcPT_kz6n4D0fKBJ8vJa1EJFMnBhDeLZ61pQX2/s320/spam+027.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">well ... by now u know i havva noo look.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">not me ... i look almos da same eksept fer sum ekstra powndz dat we ar not gointa talk abowt at dis time.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">mi blog hazza noo look.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i wanned it to be fancy like mi bes frend skeezix'z blog. hiz iz like profeshunal or sumthin.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i wuz jus sorta playin arownd an came up wid dis. it'z intrestin. i los sum uv da stuff i had in da side bar dat i liked ... but maybe i can werk on dat. i like da diffrent stuff like "magazine" an "..." i can't remember widowt seein it. but i reelee like dat i can comment on yer commentz. so come back to see wut i hav to say.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">abowt da title ... "mad howsecat an noo york yankees fan" i'm not reelee mad. jus a little annoyed by dat stoopid kitten. mi mom told me dere wuz sumthin called "diary of a mad housewife" sum time ago an i fownd dat to be amyoozin. so i desided dat dis iz da blog uvva mad howsecat (since i'mma howsecat now.)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">i thot u mite wan to know dis.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">... </span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">in udder nooz ... someone named "julien brightside" fownd me an i like dat name.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">he sed he fownd wut i had to say "hilarious."</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">dat made me laff an laff.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">da end. </span></span></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-1670167957942358372012-02-21T07:02:00.001-05:002012-02-21T07:05:22.985-05:00duhr<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2pwvQuHVHI68ofe42ICcWwIG0xeEFV8KDbhxAA93sspR_ih6PLhsMZkEoZuFnJ43InNzxXF__685loM-yeHGQdVXUgNR3tsuKhmoN1xMhzuOK05JsDt1a923UNMX-xX2MIVX1/s1600/spam+010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2pwvQuHVHI68ofe42ICcWwIG0xeEFV8KDbhxAA93sspR_ih6PLhsMZkEoZuFnJ43InNzxXF__685loM-yeHGQdVXUgNR3tsuKhmoN1xMhzuOK05JsDt1a923UNMX-xX2MIVX1/s320/spam+010.jpg" width="311" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> mi mom'z frendz were lookin at mi blog yesturday. i wuz so prowd.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmQbLplkYTcUn1oPNVSpRTrO23CHMfffiuPdpnaSGd_uA-LqqHASQ6mzwUWTazu8K_UYN4tvPpJnmZAtEn2LLY2WEGvOf29J6wIAYwwV5HnrQln4MVonAI_0lcOXnoErFqzt-p/s1600/spam+011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmQbLplkYTcUn1oPNVSpRTrO23CHMfffiuPdpnaSGd_uA-LqqHASQ6mzwUWTazu8K_UYN4tvPpJnmZAtEn2LLY2WEGvOf29J6wIAYwwV5HnrQln4MVonAI_0lcOXnoErFqzt-p/s320/spam+011.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> dey sed "What kind of language is this?"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnmmB3Cai3Xrnd0WJDDYWuOp_-sg1parfbh_H-riy7XZfvecPKNywNNnPMTc5t-hABg6WoIPgxv9g3W5KJM70DzIz4z4REYfxsqBzl-M7JjndrEfJYVz7UixYiNv90HSbaOS_p/s1600/spam+014.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnmmB3Cai3Xrnd0WJDDYWuOp_-sg1parfbh_H-riy7XZfvecPKNywNNnPMTc5t-hABg6WoIPgxv9g3W5KJM70DzIz4z4REYfxsqBzl-M7JjndrEfJYVz7UixYiNv90HSbaOS_p/s320/spam+014.jpg" width="269" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> mi mom sed "It's Jeterspeak, of course." </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dey sed "We don't get it. You're crazy Roberta!"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnKwgomeX5IsSn_C6bhl2yW8ltJz70grWKDjVPvEbSXV1YSwqRH3w0INo5MsKqpm3tfzyQiygWlvvpuTs1rwQ74g_5AswvdbOeWzEbPCSunen8fXbxX9hRx9pQS1Y0nfLqIrka/s1600/spam+015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnKwgomeX5IsSn_C6bhl2yW8ltJz70grWKDjVPvEbSXV1YSwqRH3w0INo5MsKqpm3tfzyQiygWlvvpuTs1rwQ74g_5AswvdbOeWzEbPCSunen8fXbxX9hRx9pQS1Y0nfLqIrka/s320/spam+015.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">wut? dey think mi MOM ritez mi blog? duhr. </div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">DAT'Z crazy!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i am jus sayin.</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-75519459393354528112012-02-18T19:40:00.000-05:002012-02-18T19:40:31.717-05:00getta little closer ...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom an i were watchin da whitney houston celebrashun uv her life today an mi mom wuz gettin sad so i sed da followin:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"mom" i sed "let'z take sum funnee shotz uv me ..."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an so ... we did. an heer dey are:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK-cp2rP74Kz7arcDd_6AcrqxPya5I14dEN4bBZ9km6_WrzuP8u5ZLS5iqJiVIy2FnLi3jFQ-7oNJRz1rc4E9ssZc7s__R3D-vQEDJghIzHzX63GVt5H0GMFqo75yllF1QqBlo/s1600/spam+017.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK-cp2rP74Kz7arcDd_6AcrqxPya5I14dEN4bBZ9km6_WrzuP8u5ZLS5iqJiVIy2FnLi3jFQ-7oNJRz1rc4E9ssZc7s__R3D-vQEDJghIzHzX63GVt5H0GMFqo75yllF1QqBlo/s320/spam+017.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">heer izza close up uv mi wisker holez.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">waddya think?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi57bh5cUdpi6J2PUhyphenhyphenJcvaycSj4rAJFzl-1O7NVgrSj2URay_QSkDt3EM_d8ehO-pBNUoGLS4BlHGfIjU0b_Xcy4XvdNNdOtykjqJOtDyo4P9pS-VNKXqzVO8FaK3PHfinP_I7/s1600/spam+019.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi57bh5cUdpi6J2PUhyphenhyphenJcvaycSj4rAJFzl-1O7NVgrSj2URay_QSkDt3EM_d8ehO-pBNUoGLS4BlHGfIjU0b_Xcy4XvdNNdOtykjqJOtDyo4P9pS-VNKXqzVO8FaK3PHfinP_I7/s320/spam+019.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis one heer izza shot uv mi nostrilz.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i like it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm010MULn1LtwweNY74NJGuT6VqPTzTVjagsARdbo77s3D-b5wFah0uB-QPbA7acP0RwS5nmWCS0mFZHRJ1iWBAyCOzihQ-v14f42UEon02TipEzOS2nEumoG1PfK9yjqWDcT1/s1600/spam+020.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm010MULn1LtwweNY74NJGuT6VqPTzTVjagsARdbo77s3D-b5wFah0uB-QPbA7acP0RwS5nmWCS0mFZHRJ1iWBAyCOzihQ-v14f42UEon02TipEzOS2nEumoG1PfK9yjqWDcT1/s320/spam+020.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">finallee ... dis iz mi eer.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">all dis made mi mom an me laff an laff.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-91320664788259518692012-02-16T21:42:00.000-05:002012-02-16T21:42:36.814-05:00male call<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFK46CpmSojdjKHRXEi1CVMO0OOrXrW-0k8nUPSZS-1id9Fa-d78MV9n3z72Vh34IqsYZB7QgKIqfHJNUqNPCBB96fd_VuJMmAz_U4-H4rtB3UPBSE9nsM7sWS3P0SvthnNgzW/s1600/grout+012.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFK46CpmSojdjKHRXEi1CVMO0OOrXrW-0k8nUPSZS-1id9Fa-d78MV9n3z72Vh34IqsYZB7QgKIqfHJNUqNPCBB96fd_VuJMmAz_U4-H4rtB3UPBSE9nsM7sWS3P0SvthnNgzW/s320/grout+012.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i wuz so eksitid wen mi mom sed da followin:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"Mail call Jeter, puppy!"</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i cooden't wate to see wut wuz in da male!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ4Ak52DOB6ZWMJ8rF1QYa61Jp-dV_j7TLU9gEG4MpkH2NljAR1bCAP23ljqXcemhQNSmTjdHICYWlwdjyvSlJx7slGvlok8wh7wwek5B0b4gRZUZ-f7EesVqQBoJBFXPpBMYi/s1600/grout+009.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ4Ak52DOB6ZWMJ8rF1QYa61Jp-dV_j7TLU9gEG4MpkH2NljAR1bCAP23ljqXcemhQNSmTjdHICYWlwdjyvSlJx7slGvlok8wh7wwek5B0b4gRZUZ-f7EesVqQBoJBFXPpBMYi/s320/grout+009.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">fer me ... fer me! i wood recognize dat riting anyware!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxXbNSKfLvgEOphOapj9TUtV2ZfmcFYfPXpcvvnNaPt3DSPp4YDZOBzjNGlaqw-7bSC3rNcHMkA4DchoJgifpPCFwXw-iMOsHmm_2bO_eLUP29avAHIUSHdtzjQdTasyvu_8aB/s1600/grout+010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxXbNSKfLvgEOphOapj9TUtV2ZfmcFYfPXpcvvnNaPt3DSPp4YDZOBzjNGlaqw-7bSC3rNcHMkA4DchoJgifpPCFwXw-iMOsHmm_2bO_eLUP29avAHIUSHdtzjQdTasyvu_8aB/s320/grout+010.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">it wuz sumthin frum mi bes frend in da werld ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">skeezix da cat!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an wate ... dere wuz more ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBtVUQ7rFwUfSN2Fmu7Gmhjzrprgm-N4fWfgzQSrX9NkVL6vrdBOp2ZgekubmTqZz0qnlU7tZvCnBYhWUF_rrLRTEZ6EL5Chbd7EgaA1e82JgOcuTqvDg4Ivqn3TJAOFPYCvDK/s1600/grout+015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBtVUQ7rFwUfSN2Fmu7Gmhjzrprgm-N4fWfgzQSrX9NkVL6vrdBOp2ZgekubmTqZz0qnlU7tZvCnBYhWUF_rrLRTEZ6EL5Chbd7EgaA1e82JgOcuTqvDg4Ivqn3TJAOFPYCvDK/s320/grout+015.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">duhr.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dere he goez again ... insultin mi growt.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">thankz skeez!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i am laffin an laffin!</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-75301472232538540332012-02-14T23:17:00.001-05:002012-02-14T23:18:49.779-05:00d-o-g show<div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom iz all a-twitter abowt da d-o-g show.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">u mite remember da she goze wid mi dad to see da d-o-gz at da westminster d-o-g show evree yeer.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">las nite dey saw da winner uv bes in show.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">it wuzza pekingese an dat'zza verree intrestin d-o-g. she took a pikshur uv da winner an heer it iz:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjivrieNI54WVZkaHWPXvNBiP9x56Wn6cCCBeLN90gbgEyqKrbI2sFWKslY2nch_3s3K5xU8cXop1SxQZ2VKMIHmtbSxmXwWsQDvu9FpzIl8tOjDD3gyKzbr5BbMg9C2pTe_PAn/s1600/dog+show+059.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjivrieNI54WVZkaHWPXvNBiP9x56Wn6cCCBeLN90gbgEyqKrbI2sFWKslY2nch_3s3K5xU8cXop1SxQZ2VKMIHmtbSxmXwWsQDvu9FpzIl8tOjDD3gyKzbr5BbMg9C2pTe_PAn/s320/dog+show+059.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> she took a pikshur uv da monitor. it wuz closer dan da d-o-g.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i wish i cood grow mi hare like dat.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i wunder if u cood mop da floor wid dat d-o-g.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i don't know why mi mom hasta go to da d-o-g show evree yeer wen she hazza cat show rite heer evreeday!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i am jus sayin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">pee ess ... it'z almos spring trainin!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i'm so eksited!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dat'z rite LL!</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-38859271987611867372012-02-12T10:44:00.000-05:002012-02-12T10:44:16.816-05:00sunday ... anudder week in da life uvva mad howsecat beginz<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnv0He0XJFg-K1qVMs4YnHXjZCq9ApNrcHDbxK2HXST-QtmpYKe9rUC4WLEm7Sni5II3N-0nt8wMb9SISuGEsIVSYzvWatcc0ZCMw894YDp0jVvPu_GT47p8plDBiTBwfogEx8/s1600/jeter+on+linsanity+004.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnv0He0XJFg-K1qVMs4YnHXjZCq9ApNrcHDbxK2HXST-QtmpYKe9rUC4WLEm7Sni5II3N-0nt8wMb9SISuGEsIVSYzvWatcc0ZCMw894YDp0jVvPu_GT47p8plDBiTBwfogEx8/s320/jeter+on+linsanity+004.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">dis mornin, after brekfast, mi mom took owt sum toyz fer me an mi brudder mickey. she wuz wurried dat i'm not gettin da eksersize dat i wood be gettin if i wuz still enjoyin da grate owtdoorz.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">well ... mi brudder mickey liked dat thing dat lookz like a giraffe ... called a "kong kickeroo" ... an he played wid it fer sum time.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i diden't.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i wen upstarez an looked at mi reflekshun in da ipad.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">iz dere sumthin rong wid dis?</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">jus wunderin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">purrsonallee ... i reelee luved whitney houston an i am verree sad dat she iz gone.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">but i know dat she iz at peace now.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i know dat becuz mi mom told me so.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">da end.</div><div style="color: blue; 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</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-28585621887835134542012-02-11T08:42:00.000-05:002012-02-11T08:42:46.304-05:00las nite<div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7zUjSEU4qJHrD6IYqAExM2dLUxMgyvzRmMhNhvm63TQUa3m5EQurr6I-mdyCg31Uk7yKqW68j2p50Ksz7iNX08659yaK_O0FZP8u3zc7w5PmPO-5EpfMl4f2NsZqNAcsOSY0M/s1600/jeter+on+linsanity+001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7zUjSEU4qJHrD6IYqAExM2dLUxMgyvzRmMhNhvm63TQUa3m5EQurr6I-mdyCg31Uk7yKqW68j2p50Ksz7iNX08659yaK_O0FZP8u3zc7w5PmPO-5EpfMl4f2NsZqNAcsOSY0M/s320/jeter+on+linsanity+001.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">las nite mi mom sed da followin to me:</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">"Puppy ... watch the Knicks with me. We have to watch Jeremy Lin."</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">well ... i havta say ... dis lin kid iz amazin! las nite he scored 38 pointz ... an dat'z grate! he had lottsa assistz, too ... an he'zza a teem player... an dat'z da mos importunt thing.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i got so involved in watchin da game i had to get closer to da tv ... i don offin do dis. dat'z me warin da striped swetter ... an number 17 iz jeremy lin. wate ... heer'zza better pikshur uv him ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKYNwUegy3fvvmlaZyaJzMYj1n3LIsVtU0GqFb6EQumkHGBzjzrrkoFlrTS3sSos9CxnRjbkNBhIyfxd5bPEmxVkvXSYTJDzUpHrtIAI_cSOVjDNyey5sv85761f6alRy1vALZ/s1600/jeter+on+linsanity+002.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKYNwUegy3fvvmlaZyaJzMYj1n3LIsVtU0GqFb6EQumkHGBzjzrrkoFlrTS3sSos9CxnRjbkNBhIyfxd5bPEmxVkvXSYTJDzUpHrtIAI_cSOVjDNyey5sv85761f6alRy1vALZ/s320/jeter+on+linsanity+002.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"> he'z amazin!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">mi mom iz walkin arownd da howse sayin "lin-sanity" ... i think she'z "lin-sane!" i'mma little lin-sane miself. jus sayin.</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">now don think i'm gointa be ALL abowt basketball. it'z eksitin. it'z fun to watch giant men run back an forth frum one basket to anudder ... tryin to put da ball throo da net ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">no brudderz an sistahz ...</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">i'm all abowt BASEBALL an da NOO YORK YANKEEZ!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">an pitcherz an catcherz are reportin in less dan 2 weekz!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;">soon it'll be SPRING TRAININ an da beginnin uvva nudder grate season!</div><div style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-85106036596700970462012-02-10T16:12:00.000-05:002012-02-10T16:12:14.737-05:00mickey ... duhr<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs3mCCHtQ83nu00-By8sNOKlBBJIYoD67cEAsdUrGOcQidJxw1CvSdk5VJO4KWKxudpClrz4rkBnLAuBg6ESS6dKt6wXDS1LwyFeXsnsxXELxcvs7hanMCG-u2pTMgAZtoKx9k/s1600/Jeter+tongue.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" sda="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgs3mCCHtQ83nu00-By8sNOKlBBJIYoD67cEAsdUrGOcQidJxw1CvSdk5VJO4KWKxudpClrz4rkBnLAuBg6ESS6dKt6wXDS1LwyFeXsnsxXELxcvs7hanMCG-u2pTMgAZtoKx9k/s1600/Jeter+tongue.jpg" /></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">brudderz an sistahz ... i'm sendin da razberriez to mi brudder mickey.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">he wuz kinda stoopid las nite.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">it'zza little embarrassin ... but i'll wisper da story to u.</span></div><div align="center"><br />
</div><div align="center"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue;">at abowt 4:30 dis mornin mi mom tride to pull da blankit arownd her freezin cold body wen she realized dere wuz sumthin stranje goin on. suddenly ... she jumped owtta da bed ... sayin sum bad werdz under her breth becuz she diden't wanna disturb mi dad az he wuz snorin away!</span></span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">mi brudder matsui an i were lyin on da bed watchin dis all go down.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">well ... mi mom slept throo mickey askin to go owtside. he wuz askin an askin. wen he duzzen't get hiz way ... he sendz a little messije. las nite he sprayed dat messije on mi mom. matsui an i diden't know wut to do ... so we just looked at eech udder an went back to sleep. mi mom diden't know wut "hit" her until sum time had passed.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana; font-size: xx-small;">duhr.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">mi brudder iz luckee to be alive.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">i wood never do dat to mi mom.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">inna million yeerz.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">mickey not only got to live ... mi mom gave him hiz brekfast before any udder cat dis mornin. (he also got a eerful frum mi mom ... but dat'zza nudder story.)</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: xx-small;">an dat'z da end uv mi secret.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana; font-size: xx-small;">i know u will keep it under yer hat.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana; font-size: xx-small;">i wooden't wanna embarrass mi brudder or mi mom.</span></div><div align="center"><br />
</div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">hope yer havin sum fun today.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">i'm sleepin an eetin ...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">an ...</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana;">yoozin da litter box.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana; font-size: xx-small;">(unlike mi stoopid brudder mickey.)</span></div><br />
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<h3 class="r g0" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="padding-bottom: 14px; padding-right: 15px;"><em>bur·ly</em></span><span style="font-family: 'Doulos SIL','Gentum','TITUS Cyberbit Basic','Junicode','Aborigonal Serif','Arial Unicode MS','Lucida Sans Unicode','Chrysanthi Unicode'; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; padding-bottom: 7px;">/ˈbərlē/</span></span></h3><h3 class="r g0" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="speaker-icon-listen-off" id="speaker_icon" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.7em;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">adjective: large and strong; heavily built.</span></span></span></h3><table class="ts" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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</span></div>mister jeter harris, hizselfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09605906219622720151noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36036367.post-83704922625577827882012-02-08T21:21:00.000-05:002012-02-08T21:21:47.596-05:00on bein a howsecat<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i amma howsecat ... dat'z rite.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i don't go owtside anymore.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i sit arownd da howse all day an sleep curled up beside mi mom all nite.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">(i luv mi mom. she smellz good.)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i am gettin fat.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">dat'z rite.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i AM fat.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">mi hansum cat-li-ness ... iz now fat-i-ness.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">call me a fatty ... i don't care.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">it iz wut it iz.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i'm still hansum. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">da grate owtdoorz smellz like stoopid kitten ... an i'm not goin owtside.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i don't wanna pick up dat scent.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">so i amma howsecat.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">dat'z ok ... rite?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i know sum uv u wan me to stay indoorz anyway.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">so ... yer gettin yer way ... becuz...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">i'mma howsecat.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">da end.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />
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