happee birfday to skeezix da cat ...

today iz da birfday uv mi bes frend ...

skeezix da cat.

an in honor uv dis speshul okayshun ...

   

mi mom took da "el gato" owtta her purse!

so ... in honor uv skeez ...

i'm havin sum fun ...

i luv mi nip ...

thank u skeez fer givin me a reezun to celebrate!

wow ... i'm done!

da end!

jus lookin fer sumthin

mom?  mom?

good!  she'z not heer.

givz me a chance to ...

look fer sumthin in her purse.

now ware iz mi ...

nip cigar?

i know it mus be in heer!

i think i saw mi mom playin wid it yesturday.

relaxin wile showin off mi mancatliness

i wuz jus takin a snooz wen mi mom snapped dis pikshur uv me.

heer izza nudder shot frum da same snooz:

get owt auntie bee'z smellin saltz ...

she'z gointa need 'em.

jus sayin.

i am a mancat.

wiki fur

hav u ever vizitid "wiki fur"?

i wuz verree surprized to find it wen i wuz lookin up da definishun uv "scritchez"

i fownd da followin definishun fer scritchez:

The term scritch, also known as scritchies, skritch, or skritches, is given to the act of gently scratching someone's back, neck or between the ears in an affectionate manner using one's fingernails (or more lightly with fingertips), or the claws of a fursuit or plushie. 

Commonly considered a form of interpersonal furry affection, it's considered bad form to try this on strangers, or those furs or fans of fur not comfortable with the idea or the act. It is generally better to pat a fursuiter than to scritch them, as it has less chance of matting the fur. 

i am alwayz intrestid to lern sumthin noo.

i am gointa go back to lern more stuff on wiki fur ...

after i get mi scritchez!
...

i lerned dat mi mom izza fursuiter.
jus sayin.

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/WikiFur_Furry_Central

mi mom went back to da skool today ... but look ware i wuz yesturday

it had to happen.

summer iz over an mi mom went back to da skool today.

i missed seein her ... but she came home an mashed mi food purfectly.

an now, i'm sittin nex to her an luvin her.

but look ware i wuz yesturday ...

mi mom wen owtside ... so i decided to follow her.

it'z not offin dat i get owt deez dayz.

i checked owt da sichyooayshun ...

an lissened fer stoopid introoderz ... 

an den ... 

jus like in da old dayz ...

i took a nap on da weber.

it wuz grate!

followin mi mom evreeware

i can't help it.

i havta follow mi mom evreeware.

wut am i gointa do wen she goez back to da skool in a fyoo dayz?

i dunno.

da end.

 

duhr!

mi blog iz possessed!!!!

i gotta strange messije wen i tride to post before an sum frendz ar gettin strange messijez, too.

wut da?

i'm writin to u now ... but mi blog iz not rite.

... 

i havva story to tell u abowt dis mornin.

i hope u can reed it.

so las nite mi mom an i were watchin a moovie called "devil"   it wuz abowt sum peepul stuck inna elivator wid da devil ... an it took place in da "333" bilding. it wuz disturbin.

after da moovie ... i asked mi dad to lemme owt fer da nite ... (it'z safer at nite becuz dat stoopid kitten joba goze sumware else.)

now it getz interestin.

i wuz on da top roof an wuz callin fer mi mom to lemme in throo da bafroom window.  mi mom woke up an lemme in an gess wut time it wuz.

3:33!

intrestin ... rite!

i tride to convince her to gimme brekfast but she sed it wuz too early.

wen mi brudder mickey started askin fer brekfast, mi mom jumped owtta bed an served us both.  (u may remember wut mi brudder duz if mi mom duzzen't lissen

to him. he peez on wutever he can find.) 

 so we got to eet a early brekfast at 4:00 am ... an dat'z da end uv mi story...

until i tride to write abowt dis on mi blog an wuz gettin all kindz uv disturbin messijez.

do u think sumthin unyoozhual iz goin on?

  shood i be skared?