anudder rekwest frum junior an orion ... i fulfill all rekwestz!

deer junior an orion,

u asked abowt mi brudder matsui ...

heer he iz sneekin up on me.

yer wunderin abowt him got me thinkin ... maybe i can rite a little poem abowt him ...

an so ... widowt further a-doo ...

mi brudder matsui

bi jeter harris

matsui iz mi brudder

azza hunter dere iz no udder.

fer him it'z not hard

to eet stuff in owr yard.

birdz, rodentz, an bunniez jus shudder.
...

he'zza boy-cat hoo'z reelee so kyoot.

ware'z a black an wite boy-cat soot.

hazza bushee black tail

an green eyez dat don't fail

to make all da girlz go ka-poot!

...

mi dad sez he'z da gentlest cat.

i think i can second dat!

hazza meow dat iz sweet

but i havta repeet ...

to birdz, rodentz, an bunniez he'zza ...

killer cat!

mi brudder matsui wuz named fer da grate hideki matsui, hizself.  mr. matsui wuz da mvp in da 2009 werld seriez.

he wuz traded da nex yeer.

duhr.

fer mi frendz junior an orion

jus becuz i like junior an orion ... an only becuz i like junior an orion ...

i asked mi mom to take sum pikshurz uv dat stoopid kitten joba.

 lookit him actin like he ownz da place ...

enjoyin da birdz singin ... an da gentle breeziz ... 

 

pozin in da byootiful green grass fer mi mom.

 i hate him.

he'z stoopid.

he haz roo-ind mi life.

u mite be intrested in him becuz u don't live wid him j + o.

he smellz.

jus sayin.

da end.

monday nooz

ah ... smell da grate owtdoorz.

dere iz notta clowd in da sky an da wether iz purrfecshun!

but i'm not goin owtta da howse.

an i will tell u why ...

i'm wurried abowt dat stoopid kitten joba.

i can smell him evreeware!

it'z so disturbin.

 he even climbz up mi tree an walkz on mi roof.

i can't take it i tell u.

i'm goin back inside.

da end.

...

in udder nooz ...

skeezy asked me to write a column fer hiz noo magazine ... mousebreath.com!

i am jumpin up an down!

dis iz veree eksitin!

mickey climbz in throo da bafroom window an udder stuff

mi brudder climbin in throo da bafroom window

after hiz antikz yesturday, it wuz decided dat mi brudder mickey wood spend da nite owtside ... an dat wuz fine wid him.

heer he iz comin throo da bafroom window dis mornin.

it iz nice to know dat, at hiz advanced age, he iz still able to climb up to da roof an come in throo da window.

nappin after helpin mi mom repare furnicher

 i fergot to tell u yesturday ...

i helped mi mom repare sum furnicher.

it wuz eggzawstin an i needed a nap wen we were finished.

...

i think mi brudder matsui ate a live easter bunny last week.

i'm jus sayin.

i'm sorree dat he did it.

i wuz not happy abowt it.

...

i hope yer havin a byootiful easter today ... an i hope da only easter bunniez yer eatin are chocolate.

luv--yer frend--jh

saturday poetry

yer frend jeter harris ... back frum "hiatus" (wut'z "hiatus?")

brudderz an sistahz.

i hav been told bi mi bes frend sarge charlie dat i shood get back to bloggin.

i hav been lazy frendz.

well ... honestly ... i hav been doin da same stuff evree day an i diden't think u wood be intrested in mi napz an mi eetin habitz ... an u sertinlee wooden't wanna heer abowt dat stoopid kitten joba. 

but today i hav sumthin to tell u an i will do it inna poem:

a poem onna saturday morn
(a troo story)

bi jeter harris

'twuz jus pas da hour

da hour uv six

wen mi brudder woke mi deer mom.

he walked up to her sleepin ...

an sed a fyoo werdz

hiz cryin wen on an on.

she herd him ... i know it

but she diden't stir

she wuz tired azza noo born pup.

he knocked stuff on da floor 

an jumped on da bed

but mi mom jus wooden't get up!

mickey'z stomach wuz growlin

he jus cooden't wait

he needed hiz half can uv friskiez,

so he walked oo'r to mom

an lifted hiz tail

an finallee he started to pee!

mi mom sed sum werdz 

on skeezy'z bad list

an she kwickly jumped owtta da bed.

she ran down da stairz,

dished owt all da food,

"How could you Mickey!?" she sed.

i watched dis happen

az i stood neerby

an i laffed 

az mi hungry brudder peed

i'm sorree it got mi deer mom wet

but it resulted inna 6:30 feed. 

da end.

mi brudder mickey ...

mi brudder iz well fed an tired now.

note ... he iz sleepin on da bed dat haz been stripped uv all da sheetz an blanket.

iz dat a smile on hiz face?

jus wunderin.