growin up an gettin smarter ...

i wuz lookin back at some past postz an realized dat it wuz two yeerz ago dat i left mi howse an went onna walk-abowt dat had everyone wunderin wen i wood finally come home.

it wuz azza rezult uv dat stoopid kitten joba comin in an messin up mi life.

i musta been crazy.

i wooden't leev da howse dis winter.

too disturbingly cold an snowy.

i gess dat meenz i'm growin up.

or maybe dat stoopid kitten izzen't az threttinin az he once wuz.

all i know iz dis...

da bed i'm sleepin on in dis pikshur ... taken jus momentz ago ...

iz far mor cozy dan da grate owtdoorz wen it'z snowin an cold.

i'm jus sayin.

da way i see it

dis iz ware i sit much uv da time.  it'zza grate way to see wut'z goin on in da grate owtdoorz.

an wut iz goin on deez dayz on da island?

da way i see it ... da snow iz meltin an befor long it will be more time spent owtta da howse dan innit.

jus sayin.
...
"in da owtdoorz" hmmmm dat'zza intrestin way uv puttin it.
i will consult mi grammar-coach, sarge charlie.  he will set me strate.

anudder poem... by yer frend ... jeter harris (hizself)

tra la ... tra la ...

an zippity do ...

i hav sumthin to share wid u!

it'z gettin sumwut warmer heer

da grass iz showin an spring iz neer.

an speekin uv spring i'm eksitid to say

pitcherz an catcherz report inna day!

i'm feelin reel good an i'm standin tall...

becuz verree soon mi frendz ...

WE'LL BE PLAYIN BASEBALL!

stuff an udder stuff

dere iz stuff goin on heer.  

dis weekend mi mom re-covered da kitchen chairz.

heer'zza pikshur uv me tryin one owt:

see mi left paw?  i made a teeny tiny hole in da seet.  duhr.

den mi mom bot sumthing verree eksitin.

heer izza pikshur:

 itzza animal.  a dyson animal.  mi mom asked all her facebook frendz an almos all uv dem sed get one ... so she did.

it haz suckshun.

dat'z wut dey all sed.

da end.

a poem ... by jeter harris, hizself

i'm gettin sick uv da ice an snow

an today dere wuz sum rain

i'm stayin in da howse u know

but i am goin insane.

i'm tryin noo thingz jus fer fun

to help me throo dis boredum

i drink frum da fawcet wenever i can

an i play wid mi brudder matsui sum.

i sleep wid mi mom an hang by her side

an talk to her wen i feel like it

i watched her cover da chairz today

den i ate her dride flowerz a little bit.

i yell at joba sum uv da time

but i do it jus fer fun.

he gave me a scratch on mi noze today

an tomorrow i think i'll giv him one.

dere ar sum thingz dat make me laff

an i'll tell u one uv doze

mi brudder mickey lifted hiz tail

an peed on mi mom'z clothez.

well dat wuz da mos fun i've had in a wile

an dat'z notta verree good sign

i hav da cold wether blooz, i do

hope yer winter iz better dan mine.

 by yer frend--jh