goodbye 2010-hello 2011

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happee noo yeer!

yes brudderz an sistahz tonite iz da big nite. i will be kickin back an spendin noo yeerz eev wid mi brudderz (unless sumthin better comez up ... u never know.)  i have planz fer a delishus dinner served in  mi "king of cats" bowl.  den i will toss da nip laced dreidelz arownd fer a while .... den, uv course, i will watch da ball drop in timez skware.  it'zza tradishun.

it haz been a intrestin yeer.  i hav stayed close to home in spite uv dat stoopid kitten joba.  i lost mi brudder whitey ford ... but he watchez over us all evree day.  i'm gettin older an wizer an i'mma happee boy.

i send mi luv to u all ... an i send mi prayerz fer peace ... an GOOD HEALTH!

heer'z to a grate 2011!

luv--yer grate frend--jh (hizself) 

harharharhar!

it haz been brot to mi attenshun dat i rote da followin in yesturday's post:

i wunder if dr. landerfeld put hiz teet under her pillow

pleez note dat i rote "teet" insted uv "teeth."

duhr.

to tell u da trooth ... mi mom caught da mistake an laffed an laffed but diden't change it fer me ... jus to make me look silly.

again ... duhr.

anyhoo ... i think it'z funny!

maybe da byootiful dr. landerfeld did, in fact, put mi brudder'z nipple under her pillow.  

dat wood be VERY wrong, indeed.

 ...

i am still in da howse.  mi brudderz (incloodin dat kitten joba) all went owtside fer a bit today.  i hav been told it'z warmer an sum uv da snow haz melted but, beleev it or not brudderz an sistahz, i prefer to stay inside fer da time bein.

heer are sum pikshurz uv dem owtside:

mi brudder matsui ... hoo iz NOT bein traded to oakland.

 

 

 

mi brudder mickey minus 3 teeth ... but havin all hiz teetz

dat stoopid kitten joba.  duhr.

i'll look owtside ... but i'll stay inside ware it'z almost warm

(if mi dad wood let us turn up da heet.  jus sayin.)

anudder day in da howse

haz it been 127 hourz yet? 

i meen sumtimez i feel like dat guy aron ... stuck.

i did get owt fer a bit ... trying to get away frum dat stoopid kitten joba ... but da snow iz just too deep an i'm stuck in dis howse.

can u see me tryin to hide in mi brudder mike'z room?

duhr.

an lookit dis ...

 someone placed da welcome mat da wrong way!!!!

it wuzza trick to make me feel like i'm owtside insted uv inside.

i'm loozin it i tell u.

...

in udder nooz:

i noticed dat mi brudder mickey iz havin sum trubble eetin hiz soft food.

in spite uv dis ... he kleened hiz plate.

mi mom diden't ask da byootiful an grate dr. landerfeld fer mickey'z ekstraktid teeth ... an thus, 

da tooth fairy diden't vizit las nite.

i wunder if dr. landerfeld put hiz teet under her pillow.

dat wood be wrong on many levelz.

jus sayin.

mi brudder az gabby hayez.

hey mick ...

u look like krap.

how'z yer teeth?

 yowzer ... sorry man.

ouch.

da end.

ATTENSHUN!

UPDATE: mi brudder mickey had three ekstrakshunz. Duhr. Almos toothless.

mi brudder mickey iz now at da office uv da byootiful dr. landerfeld.

da jig iz up an he finally haz to hav dat cleenin an possible ekstrakshun(z) i told u abowt earlier.

duhr.

i feel fer mi brudder.

...

in udder nooz ...

 heer'z mi backyard.

i don't know if u can see da red bird on da tree behind mi wall.

it came yesterday an spent sum time jus sittin on da tree laffin an laffin becuz mi brudder matsui cooden't go owtside to eet him.

da end.

mi brudder matsui triez to get owtta da howse

deez ar mi brudder matsui'z paw printz in da snow.  he tride to high-tail it owtta da howse dis mornin but he turned arownd almost az soon az hiz pawz hit da snow!

az fer yerz troolee ...

i'm stayin in, brudderz an sistahz.

lookit wut'z goin on...

 it'zza winter wunderland.

wuddya think, funshine state?

winter storm hitz noo york.

can u see da snow on mi back brudderz an sistahz?

it iz snowin an it'z windy an it'zza stormy nite heer on lon guyland.

i went owt fer sum time ... but i'm not stoopid.  i'm inside da howse ware it'z warm an dry.

mi brudderz ar in da howse, too.

even dat stoopid kitten joba iz heer.

heer'zza pikshur fer u folkz in da funshine state:

yes frendz ... winter iz heer!

Merry christmas to all

An to all a grate nite.. Frum yer frend jeter harris

nobody puts jeter harris in da corner...

unless ...

 yeah ... go ahead ... tern yer back an pretend u diden't back me in da corner, u stoopid kitten.

duhr.

wut'z goin on in dis place?

maybe dat stoopid kitten got to him before brekfast an spred sum nasty roomerz abowt me ...

or maybe it wuz wen i wuz askin him abowt hiz chopperz or jus commentin on hiz breth ...

but mi brudder mickey went balistik on me dis mornin ...

i meen ...

hiz tail got abowt 10 timez it'z regyoolar big fat size an he wuz growlin at me an chasin me all over da howse.

mi mom had to run down into da basement to brake it up.  i wuz backed into a corner an da stoopid kitten joba wuz watchin an jus laffin an laffin ... an mi mom sed:

"Mickey!  What the heck!"

an pulled him off me.

duhr.

i'm gettin a complex.

big fite in da backyard

oh dere wuzza big fite in da backyard dis mornin.

dere wuz skreemin an chasin an... azza big finalee ... dere wuz tumblin over an over ... mancat over stoopid kitten.  da snow wuz flyin an so wuz da fur.  mi mom wuz poppin a roasted almond in her mowth  wen da festivitiez began an she wen racin owt into da bitter cold ... runnin into da snow to try to stop da goinz on.

an she wuz successful in brakin up da fite uv da century!  

dat stoopid kitten joba wen hiz way ... an i wen mine.

it wuz grate an we both hav sum warwoondz to show fer it.

mi mom blamed it on ME!

wut da?

she sed I wen after dat stoopid kitten.

but it wuz HE hoo pushed me offa da bed dis mornin ...

an it wuz HE hoo ate da ekstra food ...

an it wuz HE hoo laffed at me wid dat stoopid deep laff uv hiz.

so brudderz an sisahz ... u can take her side uv da story ... but mi side iz dat HE DEZERVED IT!

dat'z mi story an i'm stickin to it.

yer frend ... jeter harris

...

pee ess ... in udder nooz ...

mi brudder mickey missed hiz big date wid da byootiful dr. landerfeld fer hiz tooth kleenin an (possible) ekstrakshunz.

u get to keep all yer chopperz fer anudder week anna half brudder.

jus sayin.

goodbye rocky ...

it iz widda heavy hart dat i say farewell to one uv da gratez ...

rocky da gutter cat.

i wuz devestated to heer dat he took da trip to da bridge yesturday.

i am seendin mi luv to hiz brudderz tripper an skeez an, yes, even mao an to hiz grate dad, mr. tasty face hizself, an hiz byootiful mom, da food lady.

i hope u hadda grate trip to da bridge, rock.  pleez say hi to whitey an kallie an mi bes frend dilly da guinea pig.

u weren't flat ... an u diden't vizit ... but i luved u man.

i'll see u again.

luv--yer frend--jeter harris  

me at 4:30 onna sunday mornin

i am jus tryin to keep da werld safe frum dat stoopid kitten joba.

chanukah

it'z chanukah brudderz an sistahz.

fer doze uv u hoo don't know wut dat meenz ... heer'z da scoop:

dere wuz dis meen king a long time ago ... an he diden't want da jews to wership az dey pleezed ...

so dis udder guy got sum peepul to join hiz army an after sum time dey defeeted da meen king an took back dere temple an fixed it up.  da only problum wuz dat dey diden't hav enuff oil fer da eternal lamp an it wuz gointa go owt befor dey cood get da oil ... but a miracle happened an da lamp stayed lit fer eight nitez an dat'z da story uv chanukah.

so ... we lite candlez fer eight crazy nitez.

peepul eet foodz fried in oil (like potato pancakez called "latkez") an da kidz get giftz or money called "gelt."

dere iz also a game played widda top called a "dreidle."

dis yeer i received sum dreidlez uv mi own.

az u may recall ... i got dreidle'z frum skeez ...

 an dey were grate!

but den ... i opened a gift frum raymond an busby an i got ...

anudder amazin dreidle!

life iz grate mi frendz!

an it'z even more fun wid a dreidle in yer pawz!

happy chanukah to all u jewish catz owt dere in da blogosphere!

luv--yer frend--jeter harris