one mor thing abowt mi brudder ...

terra an mi brudder

he get'z da girlz!

i wuz sittin in da backyard an all i herd wuz gigglin an stuff comin frum da frunt!  i made mi way over to see wut wuz goin on an dere wuz mi brudder mickey ... havin sum snackz wid a byootiful girl named terra!

mick an terra ... wutta cupple!

wen he'z sittin on da frunt stepz millionz uv peepul stop to talk to him ... an sumtimez ... he getz temptashunz!

(maybe i shood start gettin frendlier.

jus sayin.)

fettle? (an udder stuff)

it musta been da baby or sweet pea frum katnip lounge (which, by da way, iz sumplace i wood like to vizit) dat asked abowt da werd "fettle."  so dis iz wut i came up wid:

it'z like da pot callin da fettle black

dis izza fine fettle uv fish

i hope dat helpz.

in udder nooz ... jan,  frum da funny farm (anudder place i wood like to vizit ... altho mi mom sez we liv on da funny farm) sez blogger duzzen't unnerstand "jeterspeek."
well ... all i can say to dat iz ...
duhr!
blogger izzen't az smart az mi frendz.  dat'z all i can say.
...
i wanna thank u fer da luv u showed me an mi family wile we were so wurried abowt mi brudder mickey.  he reelee bownced back so fast it'z amazin! mi mom wuz lookin at hiz gumz today (u know ... da gumz in hiz mowth ...) an she sed dey ar pink (dey were yellow on monday!) an he haz more enerjy dan he had before he got sick.
dr. landefeld izza miracle werker! 

da return uv mi brudder mickey...good az noo! (fer sweetie ... mi brudder iz takin doxycycline capsulez an water chaserz 2 timez a day!)

well well well ... lookit hooz home an lookin better dan ever!

it'z mi brudder mickey.

an wen i say better dan ever ... i meen it!

he'z talkin an eetin an havin fun.

he wanned to go rite to hiz spot neer da welcome mat in da frunt uv da howse!

hiz blood cownt went up frum 10.4 to 23 an dr. l sed "that's great!"

mi mom kept sayin "I love you ... you did great!"

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an heer he iz relaxin in hiz favrit spot!

welcome home mi brudder.

...

an wid regard to da baby sisfur ....

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nooooooooooooo!

hello brudder ...

mi mom took a walk today to see mi brudder ...

an heer he iz brudderz an sistahz ...

 

it'z mickey mantle livin inna fancy hotel room in da feline veterinary hospital. az soon az mi mom walked in she herd him yappin away ... askin fer food.

he'z az hansum az ever, yes?  he'z still yellow arownd da edjez ... but he'z gettin better.  after mi mom held him an made such a big deel over him ... he started to get tired an asked her to put him back in hiz "room."

an before he took hiz nap ... he had sum nice dry food to eet.

da end ...

not reelee ...

mi sistah debra fownd her way upstarez to da kittenz an wuz wantin to take one home.

an to dat i say:

 argggghhhhhhhh!

no way!

da end!

hemobartonellosis

frendz,

it seemz dat mi brudder haz sumthin called hemobartonellosis, a blood parasite dat iz transmittid by a FLEA! duhr.

'kaika'z mom knew rite away.

anyhoo ... he iz improovin an won't need blood transfyooshunz ... but dr. landerfeld (da grate an byootiful) sed we hav to treet him like da thousand yeer old man ... dat meenz no roof climbin!

he'z stayin at da classy feline veterinary hospital (da one wid da grate accomodashunz) fer one more nite ... den it will be a fabyoolus home comin fer mi brudder.

thank u again ...

da end.

pee ess--i jus had werdz wid dat stoopid kitten joba.  an, in udder nooz, matsui brot mi mom a big fat rat ... anna smallish rat ... to make her feel better.  wutta guy.

jus sayin.

a mickey mantle update

mi mom jus got off da fone wid jeanie hoo wanned to report dat mi brudder mickey wuz yellin at her dis mornin wen she wuz doin feedin time at da feline veterinary hospital. she sed he ate all hiz food frum las nite an today an he "yerinatid" or sumthin. da byootiful dr. landerfeld, herself, will be callin later, but fer now i'm feelin good abowt mi brudder. thank u fer all yer purrz an purrayerz...anna speshul thank u to cal an all hiz angelz (an i hope mi brudder whitey ford got off hiz duff an joined dem...wuttza "duff?")
i will keep u up to date.
luv--yer frend--jh

mi brudder mickey

deer brudderz an sistahz,
i rite dis to u widda heavy hart. mi brudder mickey mantle iz wid dr. landerfeld hoo is tryin to help him feel better.
wen mi mom an dad got back frum vakashun, dey fownd mi brudder letharjik an sumwut yellow! He haz been takin medz fer hyperthyroid ... but dr. l thinkz dis iz unrelatid.
so he haz sumthin rong wid hiz liver an hiz spleen. (both verry tasty i hav been told.)
he is takin antibiotix an iz gettin fluidz. he slept wid lottsa towelz and a heetin pad at dr. landerfeld'z las nite. mi mom told me da accomodashunz ar furst class!
dis iz sumwut hard fer us...so i hav been givin mi mom lottsa luvin durin dis stressful time.
thank u fer yer purrz an purrayerz.
yer da bes frendz!
yerz--jh

that'z wut i'm talkin abowt on thursday

well ... well ... well ... will u look hoo'z heer in da big apple.

it'z flat skeez!

he flew in early dis mornin so now he'z takin a nap ... but before he wen in da gest room he stopped to take a pikshur widda wooden cat.

he lookz good in hiz a-rod battin helmit, duzzen't he?

to be continyood.
(oh ... da food lady, herself, iz nappin wid flat skeez az we speek!)

an in da end, nobuddee wuz hert (eksept da vermin)

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aw ... lookit dat brudder.

matsui iz so floofy an sweet.

an hiz voice... he haz da meow uvva angel.

but don't  be fooled brudderz an sistahz.

matsui iz da gratest hunter in dis howse.

i hav seen him hunt down thingz dat ar almos hiz size.

reelee.

so las nite, wen mi mom wen owtside on da pa-tee-o, i wuz laffin an laffin wen she fownd matsui'z latest gift to her.

da vermin wuz abowt da size uvva small cow.

mi mom duzzen't screem or anythin ... 

but wen mi dad came home she sed da followin:

"I took care of the last one, Ronnie.  This one is for you ... and pullllleeeeese  take care of it NOW!"

he diden't.

after dinner, da rat wuz still on da pa-tee-o an mi dad wuz downstarez cryin abowt da yankeez an how he won't be able to reed da sportzpage.

mi mom called downstarez sayin da followin:

"Ronnie ... the rat is still there.  You promised.  I don't want to see it tomorrow!"

"yeah, yeah." sed mi dad. an i wuz laffin, thinkin "he won't do it!"

but he did ... an da vermin iz gone dis mornin.

so today i selebrate mi dad hoo iz good fer hiz werd.

an i applawed mi brudder ... da gratest hunter in da werld.

an i thank him fer givin me hourz uv enjoyment.

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sined,

yer frend,

jeter harris