must get treetz owt uv bag

a toast to da noo york yankeez

brudderz an sistahz ... it'z heer!

sum time ago mi mom ordered me a offishul pro-toast noo york yankeez toaster.

an heer it iz ...

honest to d-o-g ... it'zza thing uv byooty.

i cood jus look at it all day ...

an dat'z wut i'll do ... jus look at it ... becuz i hav sum planz fer it.

stay tooned.

chekin in on da old sarge

i wanna thank u fer purrin an prayin fer sarge.

u can clik on hiz pikshur an it will take u to auntie bee'z blog ware u can keep up wid hiz progress.

az u may or mayen't know ... sarge iz mi bes frend an i wan him to be well.

jus sayin.

yer frend,

ssg jeter harris, hizself

thinkin uv sarge

i am prayin fer sarge charlie an wood apreesheeate it if u wood, too.

thank u.

a fyoo thotz on monday

mi grate an fabyoolus frend skeezix had da followin comment abowt dis pikshur:

Jete, yer tum looks like it's dragging on the grownd. Duz yer lon need mowin or are yoo just hittin da Friskies with grayvee a little too hard?

skeez ... dis iz fer u.

u mite be mi bes frend ... but u got sum nerve implyin dat i hav sum girth.

jus sayin.

...

wid regardz to dat stoopid introoder ...

mi mom wuz owt takin pikshur after pikshur uv him az he wuz chowin down on hiz porshun uv friskies prime filets (thinner cuts, thicker gravy!) with chicken in gravy.

i hav but one werd fer mi mom:

duhr!

...

wid regardz to dat stoopid kitten joba ...

he yellz at da introoder all da time an i like dat.

soon i'll be droppin da werd "stoopid" frum da fraze "stoopid kitten joba" becuz i sorta like hiz style.

jus sayin.

it'z saturday mornin

dat kitten joba an i hav been engagin in "peace talkz" sort uv ...

dis iz doo to da fact dat we both agree on sumthin uv grate importance ...

da noo introoder must go.

(dis iz not to say dat i will luv dat kitten an call him mi brudder ... it'z jus dat we agree on dis one thing. jus sayin)

mi mom'z feet

deez ar mi mom'z feet.

dey jus walked 16 milez.

i'm in da back.

i walk 16 milez evree day.

jus sayin.

...

if u wanna see why her feet walked 16 milez, u can go heer!

da wednesday whine

it'z cold ...

it'z rainy ...

da game wuz canceled ...

i'm in da howse ...

duhr.

jus sayin.

tuesday

i wuz jus thinkin ...

da end.

i wuz jus thinkin u shood take a look at dis!

fer mi mom on mudder'z day

wenever i wanna go owtside,

wenever i wan sumthin to eet,

wenever i wanna get dride off,

or wen i wanna treet ...

wenever i wanna come inside,

wenever i wan sum nip,

wenever i wanna lick da can,

or hav sum "juice" to sip ...

i know i can cownt on sumone,

sumone like no udder,

she mashez mi food and givz me luv,

she is mi only mudder.

so dis iz fer u ... a wunnerful poem

dat i hav carefully written

if u wanna giv sumthin back to me ...

get rid uv dat stoopid kitten.

happy mudder'z day!

ar u kiddin me?

jus wen one introoder disappeerz ... anudder one findz itz way into mi backyard.  dis one izza black an whitey jus like da las one!

pleez tell mi mom to s-t-o-p-f-e-e-d-i-n-d-a-i-n-t-r-o-o-d-e-r.

da daily duhr

dis iz mi brudder whitey ford.

dis iz da mess he makez evree day at da food dish.

he stickz his pawz in da water an den walkz all arownd da kitchen leevin paw printz an messin up da growt.

den he startz sneezin an sneezin.

inna werd ... disturbin.

enjoy yer friday.

sumthin eksitin on wednesday

i gotta messij frum mi bes frend sarge charlie today an he sed i wood like wut he had to giv me.  heer iz wut he rote:

My very good friend Sgt Jeter Harris for meritorious service above and beyond the call of duty by helping to protect the health of the Old Sarge is here by promoted from Sgt to SSG. You reflect great credit upon yourself, and the feline world.

i'm not sure uv wutta staff sargent iz ... but i do know dis ...

dat kitten joba salooted me az he walked past dis mornin.

thankz sarge, sir.

...

sarge luvz to heer frum u ... so keep sendin him yer bes purrz.

klick heer

...

oh ... an don't lemme ferget ...

happee cinco de mayo brudderz an sistahz!

ole!

werdless wednesday ... on tuesday nite

da plague ratsie ... continyood

i continyoo to be da werld'z gratest brudder az i shared mi plague ratsie wid mickey tonite.

surprisinly ... he wuzzen't amyoozed.

i, on da udder hand, cooden't wate to get mi pawz on it!

i wuz havin da gratest time ...

wen owtta da corner uv mi eye i saw ...

a reel an horrifyin site!

a reel ded plague ratsie on mi kleen patio!

it wuz hyooj!!!!

da end.

...

pee ess--i wood reelee appresheeate it if u wood giv mi grate frend sarge charlie a showt owt.  pleez klick on hiz name an rush rite over.  thank u.

yer frend--jh

a reel classy brekfist ... flat jh haz all da fun

dat flat jh haz all da fun.

today he went to da jfk airport.

an he met ...

da grate mom and dad uv mi fabyoolus frendz e+ f (dat'z eric an flynn to u!)

dey had brekfist in da parkin lot uv jfk.

wen i herd dat i wuz laffin an laffin.

mi mom hazza lotta class!

anyhoo ... dey brought me sumthin called a "plague rat" dat'z filled wid a "potent mixture of catnip and valerian root to delight your cat."

it smellz ... AWESUM!

dere wuzza note attached to da rat ...

share wid mi brudderz?

i jus want u all to know ...

I'MMA GRATE BRUDDER!

an dat'z yer proof!

i'm walkin on sunshine

wow ... it'z hard to beleev dat erlier dis week it wuz so cold ... but today i gotta sing!

i'm walkin on sunshine ... whoa oh ...

i'm walkin on sunshine ... whoa oh ...

an it makez me feel good!

http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742253292224501 i think u can heer da song heer!

...

i hope it'z not too early to be warin so much white.

i know it'z not memorial day yet ... but i cooden't wate!