sumthin fer u frum da nite before dis mornin

dere he iz brudderz an sistahz ...

it'z rocky racoon

in mi tree.

don't wurry, tho.

i don't bother him ...

an he duzzen't bother me.

da end.

an now fer yer lon guyland wether report...

                          brrrrr.

mohawk monday

u know how yesturday i wuz tryin owt a noo spikey hare-do?

well ... getta lode uv dis!

dat stoopid kitten joba wuz tryin owt a mohawk!

duhr.

kidz deez dayz.

it'z rainin it'z poorin

furst ...

az i wuz jus signin in, blogger sed "1000 posts."

izzit possible dat dis iz 1001?

...

it'z rainin an rainin heer on da guyland. mi mom took sum shotz uv me in mi wetness an heer dey ar:

dis iz mi back, az u can see.

more importunt ... how abowt dat growt?

kleen an sparkly, yes?

in dis pikshur i am showin da rest uv me.

i like dat spikey look.

wuddya think?

...

finally ... speekin uv sparkly ...

heer izza small piece uv mi patio after mi frend tom took hiz mashinery an left:

thank u tom ... fer a grate almost like noo patio.

spring iz in da air!

sumthin'z happenin on mi patio

wut iz dis hevy mashinery?

an wut happened to doze big patchez uv green on mi patio?

any idearz mister skeezix da cat?

polka dotz

jus dis mornin i wuz lookin at mi mom'z pajamaz an i wuz laffin an laffin becuz dey're polka dotz!!

but den, mi mom took dis pikshur uv me ...

an i realized

dat mi pajamaz hav sum polka dotz, too!

i'm not laffin now!

...

somecat asked abowt da yankeez.

wut abowt 'em.

mi teem haz taken evree seriez so far!

go yankz!!!!

not so much monday

u know brudderz an sistahz ...

sumtimez i jus gotta say ...

"i got nuthin."

i meen it'z da same old same old.

now dat da fl haz come an gone, thingz hav settled back down heer.

it'z eet ... an nap ... an play owtside ... an eet sum more.

oh ... did i tell u dat

friskies prime filets thinner cuts thicker gravy

iz jus abowt da gratest thing i've ever eetin?

well ... it iz.

we luv it.

ok ... that'z sumthin fer today.

yer frend--jh

d-o-g

lookit wut i fownd.

a pikshur uvva d-o-g!

mi mom sed she wuz at da art show.

she sed: "Aw Jeter, she was so adorable."

d-o-gz!

duhr.

ware da flat cat went yesturday

well, u mite be wunderin ware dat flat jh wuz goin ... an now i can tell u.

flat skeezix came to vizit wid hiz mom, da grate an talented fl, herself.

dey left me in da dust an took da lon guyland railrode into nyc.

furst stop ...

madison skware garden.

u may or mayen't know ...

it'z da werld'z most famus arena.

an heer ar sum reezunz why:

da d-o-gz an da boss!

an now ... skeezix da cat an yerz troolee.

frum dere da boyz took da subway to da village an stopped fer sum lunch.

dey spent sum time wid raypod an da familee an den dey were on dere way ...

to ...

a gallery in little italy ware ...

da fl'z recycled art werk wuz on display.

dey pozed in frunt uv it.

it wuz lottza fancy feest canz an sum orijinul art dat inclooded ...

me inna yankee yooniform!

i wuz so eksited.

da boyz relaxed in da fancy feest room ...

an den dey went into da friskiez room ...

wen dey were finished wid all da byootiful peepul at da gallery (wich incloodz da byootful mom uv attie cattie, herself!)

dey went fer dinner at sum place on mulberry street.

da waiter liked skeezix ... an hiz hansum owtfit!

a grate an fantastic nite wuz over an evreeone came home.

an all i got ...

wuz ...

dis wunnerful, wunnerful t-shirt frum da fl.

da end ...

uvva grate an verree fast vizit frum skeezy an da fl.

hope u had sum fun.

jus wunderin

wut'z dis?

flat jeter iz in da howse.

i wunder why he'z heer.

squillion an slurpin sunday

mi squillion, laffin an laffin, haz been "owtta da loop" so to speek. so i let him get in on da akshun wile i wuz gettin da delishus gravy owtta mi can uv friskiez turkey an giblets dinner (classic pate)

kleen can ... anna "how do ya do" to mi squillion.

...

brudderz an sistahz, i hav takin up a noo way uv gettin water.

i know sum uv u hav done dis ... but it'z noo fer me.

i enjoy slurpin directly frum da fawcet.

jus sayin.

pee ess ... laffin got hiz bandaid frum skeezy.

sum time ago ... after a contest we had rite heer on da blog ... mi squillion suffered a minor injery.  da hello kitty bandaid, however, izza fabyoolus fashun statement.

stick owt yer tongue saturday

yes brudderz an sistahz ...

it'z "stick owt yer tongue saturday" an dis mornin i'm givin razberriez to da weather.

furst it wuz 90 degreez ... den it wuz 70 degreez ... den it wuz 50 degreez ... an rite now da "weather bug" sez it'z 45 degreez.

i dunno.

i'm confyoozed.

but ... da sun iz owt an it'z not rainin or snowin.

i'm goin owtside.

da thursday tweet

mi brudder mickey an i ar jus hangin owt in da backyard lissenin to da birdz.

it'z gointa be anudder grate day heer on long island.

yesturday it wuz arownd 90 degreez.

wut wuz da tempercher in yer neck uv da woodz?

jus wunderin.

i'm also wunderin wut "yer neck uv da woodz" meenz.

i'm reddee fer mi close-up mrs. harris

harharhar!

fat tail

brudderz an sistahz ...

hav u ever had "fat tail?"

it happenz wen anudder cat getz in yer way an disturbz u.

yer tail growz to 10 timez it'z normal size.

i'm askin an tellin u dis becuz yesterday dat kitten joba an i both had fat tail.  it wuz amazin.

i'm prowd to say dat i made hiz tail espeshullee fat.

da end.

baseball

it'z openin nite brudderz an sistahz.

play ball!

da sunday "wut da???"

dis iz wut mite be called mi ...

tale uv woe!

...

happee easter!

an ...

happee openin day yankees fanz!

spring haz sprung

ah brudderz an sistahz ...

spring haz sprung in mi backyard an heer i am ...

enjoyin da grate owtdoorz ...

an, if u can see it, i'm givin mi mom da slightest razberry!

harharhar!