a fyoo werdz on wednesday

gestz ar gone ...

howse iz back to normal ...

i'm full uv turkey an stuff ...

but da bes uv all iz ...

mi mom iz home fer vakashun!

i'm happily nappin in honor uv dis grate newz!

happy passover!

wut'z dis?

holy cow!  it'z creem!

i luv creem!  delish!

it'z gointa be busy heer fer da nex two dayz ...

but if it meenz i'm gettin sum creem ...

i'll put up wid all da gestz.

happy passover

sum stuff on sunday

first ... i highly recommend "wildside Salmon."

mi bes frend, reebok da grate, sent me sum fer mi birfday an it'z da bes!

furdermore ... it'z veterinarian approved ... meenin dat da byootiful dr. landerfeld must uv tasted it an liked it.

...

in udder nooz ...

can u see wut'z in dis pikshur?

it'zza baby raccoon dat climbed up on da howse dat bruce bilt an looked in da kitchen window.

i took dis pikshur.

wuddya think?

...

way-da-minit ... i jus realized dat dis iz wen dat baby raccoon wuz knockin on da back door.

sumtimez dey jus don't get it

dis mornin i herd mi sistah debra say da followin to mi mom:

"Mom.  Jeter is on the counter.  That's like where you cook!"

so i wuz thinkin ...

an yer point iz.......?

a toast to da game uv baseball

look wut mi mom ordered ...

dat'z rite brudderz an sistahz ...

like she haz all da money in da werld to buy a toaster widda yankee logo on it!

i am laffin an laffin!

joba

dat kitten joba iz so crazy ...

he watchez televizum wen dere'z nuthin on.

at leest matsui watchez sportz.

i don't know wut'z inside dat kitten'z hed.

maybe ....

nuthin.

wut da?

i looked in da mirror an wut did i see?

dat'z rite ...

az soon az one woond cleerz up ...

anudder one iz rite behind.

still hansum,yes?

yer gointa havta pikshur dis one in yer mind ...

brudderz an sistahz ...

even mi mom wooden't take a pikshur uv dis one ... an dat'z serious.

yesturday one uv mi brudderz, an i won't say hoo (probublee matsui) dragged a squirrel into dat howse dat bruce bilt fer da introoder.  da squirrel wuz lyin on hiz back, poor guy, ded azza ded squirrel. (jus sayin.)  mi mom wuz grossed owt ... but it getz werse.  later in da evenin ... matsui dragged dat ded squirrel owtta da howse dat bruce bilt an started eetin him.  even i sed "duhr."

later, wen mi dad came home, mi mom sed da followin:  "Ronnie, look outside."  mi dad sed: "What? What am I looking at?" den he sed "Oh no!  Oh my God!" an mi mom sed:  "Get the shovel."

well ... dat'z not da end ... but da rest iz jus abowt shovelin up da ded squirrel an discushin abowt wether to ever kiss matsui again.

so, i gess, it reelee iz da end ...

uv mi brudder matsui ever gettin kissed on hiz stoopid lipz again.

saturday mornin at 7:25

so i'm jus hangin arownd dis mornin ...

but u can bet yer life i'll be owtside fer da better part uv today!

70 degreez brudderz an sistahz!

70 degreez!

hello spring!

wen pigz fly

mi grate frend anonymous (not da college stoodent!) asked if dere wuzza time wen we are all togedder.

sumtimez at brekfast we are all togedder ... but i don't havva pikshur.

i went into da "arkivez" an fownd da followin, however:

i hav labeled it fer yer viewin pleasure.

i'm jus a little disturbed dat it wuz taken sum time before we got da growt kleened. 

jus sayin.

whisperin

shhhhhh!  don't tell anyone ...

but las nite dat kitten joba an i slept wid mi mom an dad.

wen mi mom woke up dis mornin an gotta lode uv wut wuz goin on ... she almos fell rite owtta her slipperz!!!!

den ... wen we came downstarez fer friskiez prime filets (thinner cuts, thicker gravy) with ocean whitefish an tuna in sauce ...

i let him rub up against me!

i feel a little weird.

4 werdz

happee st. paddy'z day!

jus sum stuff

oh mi d-o-g brudderz an sistahz ...

i wuz so eksited dat mi mom got dis noo food (friskiez prime filets ... thinner cuts, thicker gravy ... with salmon and beef in sauce!!!!)

 dat i wuz owtta mi mind dis mornin

an i allowed dat stoopid kitten joba to head butt me an rub against me ...

an i diden't even screem!

wut'z wrong wid me?

...

an i think it stopped rainin ...

...

an mi eyeliner ...

iz tattooed on.

jus sayin.

hello noo frendz

well i havva cuppulla noo frendz named hannah an lucy ... an heer dey ar

mi noo frendz asked abowt mi eyeliner.

mi fabyoolus eyez need no liner ... az dey came dis way.

az u may or mayen't know ...

mi brudder matsui came frum da same parkin lot as i ...

an i think he'z mi cuzzin.

take a look at hiz eyez ...

whoopz!  ignore da krap on hiz noze, etc. 

but look at hiz left eye.

lookz like he haz sum liner, too.

it mus be in da family.

jus sayin.      

sunday selebrashunz

today iz a day fer selebrashunz, brudderz an sistahz!

furst ... it'z daylite savinz day ... i'm so eksitid.

dat meenz it'z 8:12 rite now ... but it'z reelee 7:12 an dat'z amazin.

second ...

it'z pi day! 

pi iz sum math thing.  i'll be selebratin pi day today (3.14) at 1:59.26 dis afternoon. (3.1415926 ...)

(i know auntie bee wishez it wuz cake day ... but dat comez on anudder date.)

it'z also ...

da birfday uv da grate albert einstein.

happee birfday al.  hav sum pi! (harharhar!)

an finallee ... it'z ...

furst kill uv da seezon day!

sumone left dis on da patio (wich needz sum serious kleenin) azza eksitin gift fer mi mom.  it'z a little wet becuz it haz been rainin an rainin, but i don't think it carez anymore.

an so ... get owt yer party hatz an noize makerz ...

becuz today'z a grate day fer selebrashunz!

happee sunday.

eksitin update!

mi brudder haz mooved to da ham-purr ...

an i, brudderz an sistahz ...

am finally enjoyin mi ham-mick!

(an mi eyez ar almos clozed!)

it'z rainin it'z pourin

it'z rainin an it'z rainin owt today an even i don't wanna go owtside.

it'z a good day fer relaxin in da grate indoorz.

dis iz how mi brudder mick iz relaxin ...

in mi ham-mick fer goodness sake!!!

lookit him ... both eyez clozed havin a nice nap.

an lookit me ...

nappin wid both eyez open ...

an dat'z becuz uv ...

dat stoopid kitten joba ...

hoo iz watchin mi every moov.

duhr.

it'zza small werld!

so i wuz runnin arownd da blogosphere leevin a copy uv mi college stoodent'z comment on sum frendz blogz ...

an wen i got to auntie bee'z blog ...

look wut i fownd:

Nice fill someone in on and this fill someone in on helped me alot in my college assignement. Thanks you as your information.

mi college stoodent iz auntie bee'z college stoodent, too!

it'zza small werld ... izzen't it?

i am laffin an laffin brudderz an sistahz!!!!

pee ess ... i know it'z not u, mi old frend anonymous!

i luv gettin commentz!

i got dis frum anudder frend named "anonymous."

Nice brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you on your information.

i am so eksited dat college stoodentz ar reedin mi blog ... an i'm sure dat da infermashun abowt tabbiez not gettin filthy dirty wuz da part dat wuz most helpful wid da college assignement.

gratefulnees on u, too, college stoodent.

i'm alwayz heer to help!

yer frend--jh

anserz to yer kweschunz

sum uv u asked abowt mi filthy dirty brudder mickey.

u wundered how he got so filthy dirty.

well ... first take a look at mi pure wite brudder ...

hansum an pure az da freshlee fallen snow ...

izzen't he fabyoolus?

but dis iz wut he luvz to do ...

now ... wen he rollz arownd on da grass ... dat'z ok ...

but wen he rollz arownd in da dirt.

not so much.

i hav to admit ... i like to roll in da dirt miself.

mi tabbiness hidez da filthy dirtiness, however.

an dat'z da anser to yer kweschunz abowt mi brudder mickey.

da end.

wut da???

fer mi birfday i got sum grate giftz frum sum grate frendz.

i got a fabyoolus ham-mick frum mi fabyoolus frend max.

dood ... it'z da best gift ...

but gess wut.

sumbuddee red da card an thot da ham-mick wuz fer him ...

dat'z rite.

mi filthy dirty brudder mickey climbed rite up an took over.

duhr.

he even kleenz hiz toez on it!

dubbel duhr!

i even caught him tryin to smoke mi yeowww catnip cigar frum mi grate frend skeezy.

come on mi brudder.  i meen ... doze ar mi giftz!

but i will tell u wut he can't have brudderz an sistahz ...

he can't have mi ...

kong kickeroo frum skeezy ...

no siree ...

dat one iz fer me ...

an only me.

da end!

march 3rd ... part duhr

all it takez iz abowt 25+ frendz  to  remind me dat today wuz mi birfday!

duhr.

so ... tonite i took owt da old cake dat mi grate an fabyoolus frendz skeez, mao, rocky, an trip sent me sum time ago.

yum ... jus az tasty az da furst day it wuz baked!

happee birfday to me.

da big 5!

not so werdless wednesday

jus sayin an sayin an sayin an sayin ....