reflektin on yer commentz

well i wuz lookin back at yer commentz abowt da mashin uv food an i fownd it intrestin.  to sum it up ...

eric an flynn'z mom mus werk fer benny haannah becuz she yoozez a knife.

chey an gemini eet dere food whole.  intrestin.

junior an orion'z mom needz trainin in da mashin uv food.

zippy, sadie, an speedy'z mom yoozez a speshul fork fer mashin.

daisy, max, an da island catz' moms yooz a fork.

busby an raymond, an ikaika'z momz not onlee yooz a fork but dey also add sum warm water. (an bus an ray'z mom addz peaz .... hmmmm.)

but wut made me think da mos iz dat angel an kirby'z mom yoozez a fork an warmz dere food!

warmz dere food brudderz an sistahz.

i wunder ...

how delishus wood dat make mi friskiez turkey an gibletz dinner taste?

wuddya think?

saturday snowshot

altho i wen owtside in da snow yesturday an today ... i diden't stay owt becuz i wanned to stay warm inside.

dat kitten joba wen owtside, tho, an heerza pikshur uv him climbin a tree.

an, brudderz an sistahz ...

he can stay owt dere if u know wut i meen.

tell me wen spring comez again?

enuff wid da luvin

why?

why?

Why?

it'z eggzawstin i tell u.

...

it'z anudder snow day fer mi mom.

wen will it be spring?

jus wunderin.

thurzday thotz

az i sit lissenin to mi brudderz slurp an snort throo brekfast i'm thinkin ...

it'z hard to properlee mash friskiez ocean whitefish an toona flavor widda spoon.

jus sayin.

da end.

wet an wild wednesday

well,

it'z rainin an rainin.

i wuz owtside fer sum time an i'm mitey wet.

i dunno if u can see mi wetness in dat pikshur ...

how abowt dis one ...

ah yes ... dat'z a better one.

...

i'm sorree i don't havva pikshur uv dat kitten joba backin me into a corner an screemin at me wid dat big, stoopid, deep voice uv hiz.

mi mom kicked hiz bony butt owtta da howse an into da rain fer dat.

stoopid kitten.

now he can play in wutever snow we hav left heer ... wich izzen't too much rite now.

da end.

anudder brudder????

well anon,

u mite uv thot dat i had onlee four brudderz ...

but i hav one mor.

he duzzen't live wid me in dis howse ... but ...

he'z mi brudder an mi bes frend.

hiz name iz

reebok da grate!

an today iz hiz 5th birfday.

named fer a shoe, reeb iz one uv da finest catz i know.

he'z hansum

anna grate yankee fan.

reeb an i hav spent manee noo yeerz evez togedder ...

sumtimez laffin an laffin ...

sumtimez dressed to kill ...

an singin frank sinatra.

...

reeb an hiz brudder nike were rescyood by dere dad ... jus like me.

dey came frum a storage area ... i came frum a parkin lot.

reeb an i are catster frendz ferever.

az u can see ... we ar both verree, verree hansum tabbiez.

today iz dere 5th birfday!

it'z da big 5!

so... happee birfday reeb (an nike, too)

i luv u

an u will be mi bes frend an

brudder

ferever!

mi favrit brudder

da trooth iz, anon, mi brudder mickey iz evreebuddie'z favrit.  he iz da sweetest boy in dis howse.

lookit how mi mom an sistah luv him so much ...

well ... dey don't look so grate, but mick iz awesumlee hansum.

he wuz, uv course, named fer da grate #7 ... mister mickey mantle ... da mick ... hizself.

mi dad'z favrit yankee uv all time!

mick luvz  da byootiful marilyn monReow.

can u blame him?

i find her easy on da eye miself!

...

mick came frum da north shore animal league ... a very famous shelter heer in noo york.  he wuz jus sittin dere in hiz caje waitin fer mi mom an dad.  dey fell in luv wid him rite away.

mick talkz all da time.

he hazza mousie dat makez him meow an meow.

he luvz to snort wile he eetz ...

he hazza grate an fabyoolus tail dat i luv to play wid.

he'zza grate guy.

mi favrit brudder.

luv--yer frend--"jetter"

harharhar ...

jeter harris

anudder brudder

anon ... (can i call u "anon?")

i wood like u to meet mi brudder "whitey ford"

holy cow!  dat'zza scary pikshur!

notice da krap on hiz noze ... an dat "wuddya want?" look in hiz eyez!!!

whitey wuz named fer da grate ...

whitey ford hizself. ... hoo wuz not az scarey!

mi brudder luvz da grate owtdoorz ...

heer he iz lookin at it.

an dat'z yerz trooley lookin at u ...

...an lookin at him.

whitey likez to keep to hizself.

he mostly sleepz on mike'z bed.

yesturday i saw him sleepin in da litter box!

sumtimez he likez to pee an poop owtside uv da box wich iz annoyin to mi mom an evreebuddee else in dis howse.

duhr.

i gess, if u don't look too close, he cood be sorta hansum.

...

stay tooned fer tomorrow.

den u will be seein mi bes an favrit brudder.

yer frend,

jetter

(harharhar ... it'z reelee me ... jeter harris!)

wow ... mi brudder matsui duz indeed look like artemesia

brudderz

well brudderz an sistahz,

it appeerz dat i hav two frendz named "anonymous" ...

one hoo callz me "jetter" an da udder hoo wanz to sell me a boat or sumthin.

mi bes frend hoo callz me "jetter" wanz to know abowt mi brudderz ... so anonymous 1 ... dis iz fer u!

...

lemme do a brudder a day.

today i will get u up to date wid mi brudder matsui.

he wuz named fer da grate hideki matsui hizself ...

once da king uv noo york ...

named da mos valyooabul player in da werld seriez ...

mi fabyoolus mr. matsui will be a cal-i-for-ni-a rezident dis seezun.

he will be playin fer da angelz.

duhr.

but gettin back to mi brudder matsui

heer he iz dis mornin showin hiz hansum profile.

an heer iz yerz trooley showin mine.

brudderz?

we came frum da same parkin lot ...

maybe we're cuzzinz.

an heer iz hiz full face.

he'zza pretty boy ... yes?

an heer iz yer frend, jeter harris, full face, sportin sum scratchez wich, by da way, were not inflictid by matsui.  matsui iz da gentle-est brudder i have ... well ... maybe da mick iz da gentle-est ... but matsui iz rite up dere.

matsui iz dat kitten joba'z bes frend in da werld. 

he iz wut mi mom callz a "herder cat" becuz he likez to push all uv us into da kitchen fer food.

fer a wile, matsui wuz wurried dat we were gointa change hiz name to "curtis granderson" but hiz name will never change.

we luv him.

more brudderz to come, anonymous 1.

from yer frend--jh

pleez stay tooned.

kweschun ansered

so mi grate frend anonymous wanned to know how dat kitten joba an yerz trooley are gettin on ...

well ...

heer i am nappin on da cowch

an heer'z dat kitten joba nappin on da chair

same howse ...

same room.

now don't think i like him, frendz.

he'z still annoyin.

we yell at eech udder a lot...

an i havta admit

he haz sum scratchez an so do i ...

but i'm not runnin away anymore.

i gess he'z heer to stay an

SO AM I!

da end.

anserin a rekwest

mi grate frend "anonymous" asked fer a pikshur uv joba ...

(wich, bi da way, iz sed "job-a"  not "jobe-a"  jus sayin.)

an so brudderz an sistahz ...

heer iz da latest pikshur uv joba, hizself:

yes sir ...

pitcherz an catcherz ar in da funshine state an ...

it'z baseball seezun!

wut?  not da joba u wanned to see?

duhr.

ok ...

heer'z one uv dat kitten joba.

not az hansum, iz he???

snow day part duhr

yesturday i wen owtside to play in da snow ...

but today, brudderz an sistahz ...

i'll enjoy it frum da inside.

...

mi mom iz home fer da second snow day.

wutta life!

snow dayz meen ...

...a skritch anna treet!

wutta grate thing to hav mi mom an mi sistah home doo to snow today.

it'z also dere chance to take stoopid piksherz uv me.

lookit dis one.

yes ... i havva scratch on mi noze.

u will havta gess hoo gave it to me.

duhr.

i'm readee fer a game uv checkerz

mi frend david hoo livez in provincetown ware mi mom an dad go evree summer an luv verree much challenged me to a game uv checkerz:

i'm ready dave ...

but ...

i hope u come properlee dressed ...

if u know wut i meen!

...

(pitcherz an catcherz ... 12 more dayz)

woo hoo brudderz an sistahz ...

it'z almos

baseball seezun!

so help me ....

laffin ... can't u do anythin abowt dis cat eetin mi food?

duhr!