Sunday, January 31, 2010

da sunday slurp

u know brudderz an sistahz ... wen dere iz gravy wid mi food i jus gotta cleen owt da can ,,, regardless uv wut u say ...
slurpin up0 dat gravy iz major stuff.
i belong to da "cleen can club."
but  i gotta ask u mi frendz ...

pleez don't discuss it wid mi mom.
she getz all wurried abowt it now.
jus sayin.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

standin on mi tail on saturday mornin

i'm standin on mi tail.
iz dis so unusual?
it'z 19 degreez heer brudderz an sistahz!
i gotta keep mi tail frum shiverin.
i know ... i know ...
stay inside an da tail won't shiver.
i do stay inside durin da nite, but a guyz gotta get sum fresh air.
jus sayin.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

halloween in january

dis iz serious brudderz an sistahz.
mi grate an byootiful frend halloween iz not well an i ask fer yer purrz an purrayerz.
heer izza pikshur uv mi mom vizitin wid halloween in october.

she iz sum byootiful girl-cat (no ... not mi mom ... halloween!)
an, in da nex pikshur, u will see halloween wid flat skeez an flat jh ...


lookit her lookin at flat jh wid luv in her eyez.
pleez, brudderz an sistahz, if u haven't vizited her blog yet ... drop by now an leev sum heelin purrz.
an tell her jh sent u!
thank u.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

cat-chin up on sunday


hello brudderz an sistahz.
it haz been sum time since i shared mi life wid u ... but heer i am.
i wanna tell u dat da followin cat ...


da backyard introoder hoo mi dad callz "blackie" haz been hangin arownd ... an mi dad haz been beggin mi mom (hoo sez "noooooo way") to let dat introoder in da howse.
heer i am lookin at him ...



 an den ...
goin in mi howse ....


to hav sum ...


"try me temptations" wich iz on it'z side.
go figyer ...
da end.

Monday, January 18, 2010

wutta surprize!

i got sum grate stuff in da mail dis weekend.  i hadta wate fer mi mom to get home to open da envelope ... but wen she opened it i wuz so eksited!
lookit dis!

it'zza fish!  hand made by mi grate frend jean in cal-i-for-ni-a.
i luv it.


i picked it up wid mi paw ... an put it in mi mowth an spit it owt an grabbed it an played wid it like dat fer sum time ...
until ...


mi mom gave me dis fabyoolus santa hat ...
i luv it!


it smellz an tastez delish!


wut a grate day!
i luv u jennie an jean!
yer mi bffz!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

woond update

mi fabyoolus frendz busby, raymond, an da grate jennie herself, asked me fer a woond update ... so heer it iz:


wut? u wanna close-up?
ok ...


thank u fer yer concern brudderz an sistahz.
az u can see ... i'm 100% mi hansum self.
until da nex time ... duhr.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

da thursday thing

duz anycat hav one uv deez thingz?
i call it da "sausage."
mi bes frend reeb da grate sent it to me sum time ago.

it'z alwayz jus hangin arownd in da kitchen an evree cat ... incloodin whitey ford ... likez to play wid it ... espeshullee after eetin.
in da nex photo ... mi brudder mickey iz demonstratin how he likez to play wid it:


harharhar!


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

wut?


Posted on Mon, Jan. 11, 2010


Sideshow: Jeter already sure of a ring this fall?


By Tirdad Derakhshani
Inquirer Staff Writer


Admirers of the New York Yankees' most eligible bachelor, Derek Jeter, could be cheering a World Series victory in November (or not) - then mourning his marriage a few days later.


The New York Post reports that the star shortstop and girlfriend Minka Kelly plan to wed Nov. 5 on Long Island.


Acting on a tip, a reporter posing as a bride-to-be spotted an entry reading "JETER wedding" on the calendar for Oheka Castle in Huntington, N.Y. Sales manager Rick Bellando insisted that a celebrity wouldn't be listed under his real name when the reporter pointed it out.



no ...
i wooden't be listed under mi reel name, either.
duhr.

Friday, January 08, 2010

how to wrap a birfday gift fer yer sistah ... by jeter harris

furst find a ribbon dat u like.
i picked yankee blu ...



den ... put it in yer mowth to make sure it'z tastey ...




den wrap it arownd a silver box ...



tie it inna bow
an vwalla!



u got yerself a gift fer a grate sistah ...
happee birfday sashi!
we luv u!

Monday, January 04, 2010

hi ho ... hi ho ... it wuz back to werk dis mornin

i'm sorry to say dat mudder nacher didn't drop one flake uv snow ... an off mi mom went to werk dis mornin.



but i hav sumthin intrestin to report to u.

las nite i slept wid mi mom ... mi dad ... an ...
dat kitten joba!
all on da same bed.
wuddya think abowt dat?

Sunday, January 03, 2010

prayin fer sum snow

deer mudder nacher.
i never ask fer much ... but i'm wunderin ...



cood u giv us jus enuff snow to keep mi mom home fer jus one more day?


Saturday, January 02, 2010

baby it'z cold owtside

lemme tell u frendz ...
u know i luv da grate owtdoorz ...
but it'z cold owtside.
rite now it'z 27 degreez but it feelz like 13!



it makez mi eyez wanna skwint an mi tail wanna curl ...



get wut i'm sayin joba?



yep ... he getz it.

Friday, January 01, 2010

furst day uv 20-10

it'z da furst day uv 20-10 an i'm feelin grate.
dere iz plenty to eet an it'z almos warm inside (mi dad likez to keep da heet down. i don't mind but mi mom sez "duhr!")
i thot u wood like to see how mi woond iz progressin.
da followin pikshur wuz taken 2 dayz ago.



back to mi ol' hansum self ... yes?
...
in response to mi grate an fabyoolus frend auntie bee ...
i'm goin to call dis yeer twenty-ten.
jus sayin.