mi fabyoolus halloween advenchur!

today iz halloween an dat iz eksitin ...

but it'z also eksitin becuz i'm goin to vizit mi grate an byootiful frend

dr. landerfeld!!

an even mor eksitin dan dat ...

i'm takin flat skeezix wid me.

in dis firs pikshur i'm fillin flat skeez in on ware we're goin ...

he wuz eksited!

we got dere a half howr early.

duhr. mi mom iz never early fer anythin.

in fact ... she'z yoozhooallee late.

oh well ... flat skeezix took advantij uv da fact dat dr. l wuz takin care uv udder catz ... an hopped on da resepshunist'z desk.

he only looked at da halloween candy ... he diden't eet any.

wen dr. landerfeld wuz ready fer me i wuz laffin an laffin.

she wuz dressed like a cat!

she wuz warin da gratest costyoom!

she told me once again dat i weigh 14 an a kwarter powndz ... an she gave me anudder shot. she checked mi eer woond an sed "looks good Jeter!"

an den ...

she let mi mom take a pikshur uv all uv us togedder.

i laffed an laffed wen i saw da look on mi face ... but dr. l an her noo bes frend flat skeezix look good.

da end ... fer today!

halloween ... anudder grate holiday!

ah ... halloween.

trick 'r treeterz in da streetz.

candy inna bowl.

da smell uv halloween candlez burnin in jack-o-lanternz.

wutta grate holiday.

so i hav givin sum thot to wut i will be fer halloween an i came up wid dis:

i'm puttin on mi cat soot!!!

fer halloween i'm gointa be ...

yer frend ... jeter harris!!!

>^..^<

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BRUDDERZ AN SISTAHZ!

da ghostz uv halloween past

ah ... i remember it well ... it wuz jus las yeer wen mi squillion, laffin an laffin, dressed up fer halloween ...

an so did mi mom ...

gee ... i wunder wut mi grate an fabyoolus frend skeez iz gointa be dis halloween

an ... by da way ... if u diden't know ... las nite ...

da yankeez won!

three angelz ...

brudderz an sistahz ... dere ar three noo angelz hoo will be watchin over us ...

dis iz tabbygail ... sistah uv mi grate frend 'kaika ... hoo went to da bridge after a long illness.

she iz mi noo guardian angel ...

dis iz beezer ... he wen to da bridge after a short illness.

it broke hiz momma'z hart.

beezer iz mi noo guardian angel, too.

an jus today ... mi grate pal calvin ... wunnerful cal ... made hiz way to da bridge.

he hazza hart baskit ... jus like tabbygail an beezer ... becuz he took a piece uv all owr hartz wid him.

cal iz mi guardian angel.

today i am so sad ... but i'm happee becuz i had deez frendz in mi life.

i am sendin mi luv an prayerz to tabbygail'z, beezer'z, an calvin'z grate familiez.

luv--yer frend--jeter harris

mi teem

da yankeez win ... daaaaaa yankeez win!

it'z on to da werld seriez!!!!

ware hav i been ... u mite be wunderin

oh i'm heer brudderz an sistahz.

mi eer woond iz jus abowt completelee heeld an mi eer lookz jus az hansum az ever.

i hav had sum baseball gamez dat hav kept me up late into da nite an on da edge uv mi seet ... but dat'zza nudder story.

mostly i hav been tryin to keep away frum dat kitten joba hoo iz so annoyin u will never know. he iz da reezun i make deez cryin an screemin noizez all da time. i jus can't help it. i don't wanna be a baby ... but he pushez me over da edge.

an anudder thing ...

dat introoder cat black an whitey haz been makin hiz way to da back door an even put one paw into da howse las week.

i hate wen mi mom triez to talk to him/her ...

it makez me jus a little bit nervus.

i won't put up wid anudder cat in mi howse.

an dat'z mi final anser.

da end.

pee ess ... pleez vizit mi grate an brave frend sarge charlie bi clickin on hiz pikshur. we hav to help him get thru dis krap! jus sayin.

mi mom'z grate day an why she laffed an laffed

today mi mom wen into da city uv noo york to go to a cat show wid her frend TY ... mudder uv raypod an coco an mouse. first she wen to see dem an dere noo sistah mochy hoo izza sphinx. mi mom never met a sphinx face to face ... so TY took dis pikshur uv mochy an mi mom at dere first meetin.

intrestin.

mi mom luved mochy so much she can't stop talkin an talkin abowt her.

after dat mi mom an TY wen to da cat show ware dey saw lottsa intrestin catz ... but no domestik shorthairz like me an mi brudderz (eksept fer mi brudder matsui hoo haz sorta longish hair) wen mi mom asked ware da dsh'z were sum uv doze fancy cat peepul jus looked at her like she had two headz. mi mom an TY left jus after da lady told mi mom she wuz killin us lettin us go owtside. mi mom an TY laffed an laffed an wen to get meetballz fer lunch.

da end.

da currint state uv mi eer

u mite or miten't be intrested in da currint state uv mi eer woond.

az u can see (an feel free to biggify) it iz improovin.

dis iz doo to da fact dat i hav been takin antibioticz.

dis izza shot uv mi mom tryin to get a shot uv mi eer ... duhr.

mi eyez look hansum however.

mi antibioticz ar in da green container in da back. jus thot u mite wanna know.

yerz--jh

worshippin flat jeter2 on wednesday

i fergot to show u dis pikshur dat mi mom took in san francisco.

it'zza pikshur uv dgtr frum catster worshippin flat jeter2 at hq.

it happened onna thursday.

flat skeez wuz lookin on ...

dgtr worshipz him, too.

da end.

duhr

if u know anythin abowt mi mom ... u know she luvz d-o-gz!

wen she comez home an sez

"Puppy ... I have a surprise for you!" i can alwayz cownt onna pikshur uvva d-o-g.

so tonite she sed:
"Puppy ... I have a surprise for you!" an ... indeed ... she hadda pikshur uvva d-o-g.

so heer he iz brudderz an sistahz ...

hiz name iz maugwa.

he weighz abowt 100 powndz wich iz jus a little more dan mi brudder mickey weighz.

u know ... i kinda like maugwa becuz he hazza good attitood. he'z alwayz smilin!

in fact ... in da nex pikshur he'z laffin an laffin atta joke mi mom wuz tellin him abowt a d-o-g anna cat hoo walked into a bar ...

wen i carefully inspected da pikshur, tho, i had to do sum editin ... becuz i diden't want auntie bee to be offended.

harharhar ... maugwa izza big boy!

mi munday advenchur

i sorta knew dat i wuz gointa havta see da grate an byootiful dr. landefeld today ... so i slept wid mi mom an dad ... den, after brekfast, i diden't ask to go owtside. i jus climbed into da OLD carrier an had mi mom lug me owt to da car.

heer i am wunderin ware i wuz.

ah ... da feline veterinary hospital ... home uv da grate an byootiful dr. landefeld ... jus ware i knew i wuz goin.

heer she iz ... mi favrit vet in da werld. dr. landefeld sed "I never take a good picture." den she looked down.

izzen't she byootiful? look how gentle she iz. i luv her.

she spent sum time kleenin mi woond ... i wispered da name uv da culprit in her eer ... but asked her not to tell mi mom. i havva pikshur uv it but i diden't wanna gross u owt. duhr.

den ... after da kleenin uv da eer ... she tickled me under mi armz.
i wuz laffin an laffin.
she offered me sum temptashunz ... but i diden't take dem. i wuzzen't hungry.

i havta go back in a fyoo weekz (on halloween ... harharhar) to get sum more shotz ... an den ... in november a teeth kleenin.

i'm ok wid all dis becuz i'm in grate handz wid dr. landefeld.

da end.
pee ess ... i fergot to remind mi mom to bring flat skeezix ... but she showed da doc a pikshur uv da live skeez. do u know wut dr. landefeld asked? "Is that a sphinx?" duhr. i almos walked owt wen she asked dat.
did i ever tell u dat mi vet iz allerjic to catz.
she iz.

now it'z da end.

sumthin bad ... sumthin grate

mi eer.

mi teem!

notta laffin matter

sumthin disturbin happened wile mi mom wuz in san francisco. i diden't wanna wurree her so i kept it to myself fer a wile.

i havva nasty woond on mi eer.

becuz nobuddee else saw it in dis howse (duhr) ... mi mom started takin care uv it wen she got home.

today she iz goin to da grate an byootiful dr. landefeld to get sum medicin ... an den i'm goin miself on monday mornin.

mi mom felt bad fer me ... so she gave me sum toona joose in mi king uv catz bowl ...

den she felt even werse so she gave me da hole can uv toona.

dis izzen't so bad after all.

mister da cat iz werkin hard

oh ... so he wantz to be called "mister da cat."

ok.

today mister da cat tawt spellin.

it wuz verree eksitin.

da forth graderz lerned a lot.

mister skeezix goez to da skool

today skeezix went to da skool wid me.

i watched az he tawt a science lessin to da third graderz.

dey lerned how da sun rizez an setz.

dey lissined carefully to mister skeezix hoo reelee knowz hiz science.

after dat ... da fifth graderz came in an mister skeezix tawt dem a math lessin.

he reelee unnerstandz place valyoo an rowndin big numberz.

lookit how doze stoodentz pade attenshun to dere gest teecher.

i wuz takin a coffee brake at da time.

it wuzza impressiv day fer mister skeezix.

wutta surprize

after spendin kwalatee time togedder in da grate city uv san francisco ...

flat jeter2 convinced flat skeezix to ...

vizit me in da grate state uv noo york.

an heer i am sharin mi party mix wid him.

i can't wate to show him arownd da nayberhood!

mi mom iz comin home an life iz grate!

i'm laffin an laffin becuz mi mom iz on her way home! she'z 40,000 feet in da sky sittin nex to da mom uv da grate raypod hizself. so tonite i get to tell her all abowt mi time wid mi dad hoo refyooziz to mash mi food. duhr!

she told me dat she'z comin home widda surprize ... so i'm reelee eksited.

she told me a joke dat she red on sumthin called da "porta pottiez" on her walk. wut do u call a penguin in da desert?

lost.

harharhar!

da end ... fer now!

hmmm

well well well!

look hoo'z reedin mi blog in san francisco ...

he haz been up since 5:30 ...

he'z on noo york time.

har!