tuesday

wen izzit time to go to da dentist?

wen it'z tooth hurty ...

get it?

harharhar!

duhr.

(2:30)

da monday bronx cheer

i allowed mi mom to take sum fairlee fabyoolus pikshurz uv me yesturday... but mi compyooter won't lemme show dem to u ...

so i hav decided to giv mi compyooter da ...

bronx cheer!*

duhr.

...

in udder nooz ... da wether haz been byootiful an i am enjoyin da grate owtdoorz ... but alwayz come in wen i am supposed to.

hello summer.

...

*A sign of contempt, usually when you stick your tongue between your lips, and you blow though them, resulting in a loud, blubbering, and flatulent noise. Also called "a raspberry."

jus sayin on saturday

it's not rainin!

an i wuz gointa build a ark!

go figyer!

goodbye

michael jackson ...

verree talentid ... sumwut crazee ... gone too soon!

daisy wednesday

i wuz restin on da weber da udder day an i wuz thinkin ...

daisy da curly cat iz verree funnee.

evree tuesday she hazza comment abowt mi joke ...

an it'z sumtimez funnier dan mi joke iz!

byooty ... brainz ... anna sense uv hyoomer.

i like dat inna girlcat.

jus sayin.

tuesday

a stoodent told mi mom dis joke an she told it to yerz troolee.

why ar umpirez alwayz so chubby?

becuz dey alwayz kleen dere platez!

harharhar! 4th graderz ar soooo funnee!

jus a comment on da wether

stop rainin fer cryin owt lowd!

duhr.

fadder'z day 2009

wow brudderz an sistahz ...

fadder'z day iz almos over an i fergot to wish mi grate, fabyoolus, an verree hansum dad a happee fadder'z day.

ok ... u can stop chokin me pop ...

duhr!

happee fadder'z day to da man hoo saved mi life!

i luv u man!

happy birfday to mi mom

mi mom only haz less dan one hour lef to her birfday...

so i better hurry up an say da followin rite heer an now:

mom

thank u fer puttin up wid mi nonsense.

i know it wuzza hard time wen i wuz onna walkabowt.

but i'm back ...

back ware i belong ...

an dat'z da gratest gift i can giv u.

(an da only gift becuz i don't hav any cash rite now.)

happy birfday to mi favrit mom!

(i'm still growlin at dat kitten joba ... but i'm doin better.)

tuesday

(dis one iz fer mi sistah debra.)

...

wut do u call a fish wid no eyez?

a fsh!

get it? no eyez?

harharhar!

disturbin

deer frendz,

i hav sumthin disturbin to share wid u.

las nite mi brudder whitey brot home a baby bunny.

it wuz perfect.

unforchoonately ... mi brudder whitey ...

i can't say da werdz.

mi mom wuz verree upset ... mi dad wuz verree upset ... mi brudder whitey?

he wuz pleezed.

me?

not so much.

sunday

brudderz an sistahz.

pleez take a look at da followin pikshur taken by mi mom wid her flip fone camera.

it'zza thing uv byooty.

i call it tabby tail an size 8z.

sumday dis will be hangin in sum myoozeum sumware.

laffin an laffin!

mi mom ware'z a grate cap!

mi mom haz been walkin arownd warin skeezy swag.

it'zza byootiful thing...

an it'z not krap.

a d-o-g named jeter

thankz karen fer tellin me abowt dis grate d-o-g!

jeter ... mi hat'z off to u.

Dog alerts local family to fire, dies in blaze
PIQUA — Glenda Moss saved Jeter after an early life of abuse.
Jeter paid her back Thursday, June 11.
The five-year-old Great Pyrenees is credited with saving the lives of Moss and her son David, 19, by alerting them to an early morning fire at their Harney Street home in Piqua.
Smelling smoke and hearing the crackle of fire, mother and son fled the house around 6 a.m. with Jeter following. For an unknown reason, the 120-pound dog went back into the house and perished.
Moss was sleeping in a recliner in the living room when Jeter, who usually slept in the bay window nearby, “was right up in my face, all over me,” she said. “I tried to shove him away, then I smelled the smoke.”
Moss ran down the hall to wake up David before they fled through the front door.
“For some reason, (Jeter) turned around and went back in the house,” Moss said.
She went back in briefly to find him. “I couldn’t see him. It was so smoky, I couldn’t find him, so I had to come back out.”
Named after New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter, the dog had lived with the family for about three years.
Piqua firefighters said the blaze started in the garage and spread to the house, causing heavy damage to the structure and two cars — losses estimated at $90,000. The cause is under investigation.
“They got lucky,” Mike Rindler, assistant fire chief, said, because there were no smoke detectors in the house — other than Jeter.
Moss said Jeter came to the family from the humane society in Shelby County about three years ago. The wife of her boss, knowing the family had lost another Great Pyrenees to illness, brought him to Glenda.
“He’d had such a tough time. He’d been starved, beaten and abused,” Glenda Moss said, sobbing as friends and neighbors stopped by after hearing of the fire. “My dog was just amazing.”

mi brudder mickey

i dunno ...

wuddya think?

3 werd wednesday

wen pigz fly!

tuesday

lettin da cat owt uv da bag izza hole lot eezier dan puttin it back in.

i wish i hadda knee to slap!

ware duz da time go?

so ... da wether haz been nice ...

an i hav been chillaxin in da grate owtdoorz ...


chillaxin an ...

takin care uv ...

bizzness.

lemme reflect on da grateness uv bein a cat.

heer'z hopin mi grate frend sarge charlie iz up an abowt soon! ab needz u sir!

friday

lissen joba

i'm still not 100%.

don't get too comfterbul.

jus sayin.

(da nayberz reelee hafta do sumthin wid dere patio.)

oh mi d-o-g! i think cal iz rite. i think dat iz mi patio! (befor it wuz power washed fer da summer!)

harharhar! cal ... yer reelee on top uv thingz!

u won't see a pikshur uv dis but ...

i ate nex to dat kitten joba dis mornin.

dere wuz no hissin ... no growlin ... but no luvin.

dere wuz eetin. dat'z it.

da end.

tuesday

why did da turtle cross da rode?

to get to da shell stashun!

i'm rollin on da floor laffin an laffin.

monday mee-yow!

mom ...

i hope yer enjoyin yer toona salad fer lunch.

da juice wuz eksepshunal.