one werd (or three)

good speller ...

Congenial

pee ess ... ab an i were lissenin in on da discushin regardin skeez an hiz owtfit. ab wuz her regyoolar smilin self ... but i had mi head down conserned abowt how skeez wuz goin to take hiz eliminashun.

i wuz a little disappointed dat da judge on da rite wuz takin a nap at da time.

duhr.

spellin bee update

jus a little wile ago ... dis gerl named neetu fownd owt dat she iz doin grate in da spellin bee ...

an gess wut ...

dis yung cat iz also doin grate!

(can u spell s-a-r-c-o-i-d-o-s-i-s?)

i am chillaxin an watin to see how mi protejay progressez.

go skeezy.

wednesday

i wuz watchin mi mom chanje da litter bokz dis mornin.

it wuz grate an i wuz enjoyin it.

suddenly ... she picked up da bag uv yoozed litter dat wayed abowt a squillion powndz ... an dere wuzza little hole in da bag ... an ... well brudderz an sistahz ... u know da rest.

i diden't even wanna heer wut mi mom had to say ... but i will tell u ... i wuz laffin an laffin to miself. har!

da tuesday harharhar!

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

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She wanted to stretch her legs.

harharhar!

dat one'z fer u daisy!!!!

memorial day greetinz

fer yer memorial day weekend ...

heer'z sumthin

red...

wite ...

an blu!

hope yer havin a grate weekend!

memoriez

i saw dis pikshur on "snuzzy" yesturday ... an it reminded me uvva time i tride to put matsui'z head in mi mowth ...

ah ...

sweet memoriez uv dayz gone by!
i am laffin an laffin.

mi idol

mi idol ...

da grate mr. tf hizself ...

today i got dis messij on mi post frum yesturday:

"Da grate Mr TF hizself said...
Thank you, Jeter, for featuring me on your blog. It's even better than getting a yodeling pickle.

Yer gratest fan,

Mr TF hizself"

i wuz so eksited i wuz jumpin up an down!

sumthin sumwut funny on tuesday

dere ar 2 cowboyz in da kitchen.

which one is da reel cowboy?

da one on da range!

harharhar!

ok ... dat wuz weak.
duhr!

mi sistah an mi frend ... mr. tf.

we were left on owr own dis weekend wid sherrie da feeder ....

becuz mi mom an dad an sistah an brudder went to da grate state uv rhode island fer mi udder sistah, debra'z, gradyooashun frum da college.

an now ... sumtime tomorrow ... i'll hav anudder roommate.

see ya debra.

congratyoolashunz.

in udder nooz ... happee belatid birfday to da grate an fabyoolus mr. tf hizself. wile mi sistah wuz gradyooatin frum da college ... he wuz yodelin an havin a wunnerful day!

i luv an respect u mr. tf.

matsui

preshus an adorabul?

or smelly rat eeter?

u deeside.

thursday troothz

i like to go downstairz an find sum catnip mowsiez to play wid.

den ... if i'm lucky to be joined by sumone hoo iz at da compyooter ...

i climb into her lap fer sum lovin.

dat iz da trooth.

...

an now ... heer iz anudder trooth.

mi mom wuz callin us in fer dinner tonite wen ... dere ... in plain site ... wuz mi brudder matsui widda rat ... notta mowsie ... a rat. an he wuz eetin da rat. rat fur ... rat wiskerz ... rat toez ... da hole rat.

den i herd mi mom say inna quiet voice:

"ugh ... I kiss those lips."

if u watch da howsewivez uv noo york city ... one werd ...

duhr.

tuesday harharhar

how did da cat take furst prize at da bird show?

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?

?

?

he jus jumped up to da cage, reached in, an took it.

dat'z reelee funnee!

mi dad

u know brudderz an sistahz ...

mudder'z day iz over an mi mom appresheeated all yer good wishez.

mi dad sent dis pikshur uv hizself wen he wuz in california resintly an i thot he shood get sum blog time, too.

wen i saw it i sed ...

"wut da????"

an den ...

i laffed an laffed.

mi dad iz prettee funnee! i thot u wood like to see dat.

mudderz day

dis iz mi mom. (i'm da one on da rite.)

fer mudder'z day i made a donashun to her upcomin walkabowt in october.

if u wood like to reed abowt it ...
click heer
or ...
heer
an maybe u wood like to make a donashun in honor uv yer mom!

happee mudderz day to all u mudderz hoo make us da luckiest catz in da werld.

newz

attenshun!

mi mom haz been onna walkabowt all day.

da end.

fer da berdz

i hope da grate ms. tiger woods duzzen't mind mi putting dis byootiful pikshur uv da grate "jeter da berdie" on mi blog fer u to see an admire.

notice dat he haz hiz mowth open.

i gess he hazza lot to say!

thank u ms. tw fer namin dis byootiful spesiman after yerz troolee.

dere izza bird.

i call him "da jeter bird."

he sez da followin:

"jeter, jeter, jeter, jeter, jeter, jete."

i luv to lissen to da jeter bird.

i feel like he'z talkin to me ... an only me.

click heer an tell me wut u think. (lissen to da "typical song")

it'z az close az i can get to da sownd uv mi own jeter bird hizself.

da 5th uv may

happee cinco de mayo brudderz an sistahz ...

it feelz like jus yesturday dat i wuz warin dis sombrero.

ole.

dis one iz fer auntie bee and sarge charlie

why don't catz play poker in da jungle?

too many cheetahz.

harharhar!

da monday duhr

wut'z dat i see?

i don't want him to know dat i'm watchin him ...

he'z jus so verree disturbin to me.

dat kitten joba.

duhr.

facebook friday

it izza little known fact dat i hav hadda facebook accownt fer sum time.

but now ... i'm lettin da cat owtta da bag.

(laffin)

so ... if u wanna take a look ... go ahead an clik on dat facebook thing.

(verree eksitin.)