thursday thotz

brudderz an sistahz ...

i have been comin in da howse daily ... an ... nitely.

i am still not 100% happee abowt sharin mi turff wid dat kitten joba ...

but ...

it beetz eetin rodentz.

pleez do not share dis infermashun wid mi mom. she kissez me on da lipz.

anudder werd on wednesday

joba

one werd (almost) wednesday

finally!

da yankeez win ... daaaaa yankeez win!

a anser to a kweshun

in response to mi grate an fabyoolus frend sarge charlie hoo asked da followin:

"Hey Jeter, what's up with dem noo york yankees"

i dunno sir.

moxie

since i'm havin sum teknikul diffikultiez wid uplodin sum pikshurz uv yerz troolee ... i thot u mite like to see a lion cub hoo wuz resintlee introdooced to da werld.

dis iz moxie ... born in november at da bronx zoo.

click heer to see moxie in akshun

i gotta say ...

moxie iz sumwut like dat kitten joba ... gettin in evreecat'z way.

wuddya think?

havin a little talk wid matsui

lissin matsui.

i know dat kitten joba iz yer bes frend ...

but ...

he smellz.

consider dat.

da tabby tuesday

heer i am cleenin up mi act.

mi act ...

i'm cancellin it today.

it'z rainin ... an it'z cold ... an i'm not feelin verree funnee!

i wish i wuz in cal-i-for-ni-a ware it'z like 110 in da shade. duhr.

...

a penguin walkz into a bar.

he goez to da cownter and askz da barman "hav u seen mi brudder?".
da barman askz "wut duz he look like?"

...

harharhar!

yer rite ... wut wuz i thinkin. duhr.

Derek Jeter stepped to the plate with the score tied in the eighth inning, turned on a fastball and sent it into the right-field seats. Mariano Rivera then finished off a Yankees win. (frum da noo york post)

i dunno ... it wuz late ... i wuz tired ... an i fergot all abowt jete'z grate homerun. (but i herd it happen on da radio!)

i got nuthin

2 noo openinz

openin day fer da noo yankee stadiyum!

openin day fer a noo kind uv friskiez.

i don't know wut'z more eksitin fer me.

one werd wednesday

jeterlicious

tuesday

wanna see me make a gorilla laff?

...

a gorilla walkz into a bar an orderz a beer.

da bartender sez, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many gorillas coming in here."

da gorilla sez, "At $10 a beer, that's not hard to understand."

...

wut? da gorillz izzen't laffin?

duhr.

gorillaz don't hav much uvva sense uv hyoomer.

leftoverz

anyone fer leftover wite chokolit bunny?

harharhar ...

i'm rollin on da floor laffin an laffin!

joba

in honor uv mi favrit yankee picher, joba chamberlain, an hiz furst game today ...

i am gointa show u sum pikshurz uv dat kitten joba an hiz game dis mornin.

it'z called "mowse"

an dat'z it.

da end ... fer da mowse ... an fer dat kitten joba'z bein feechured on mi blog.

fos saturday

mi gram called mi mom today to say dat she gotta easter card frum skeezix.

she wuz so eksited ... she wuz wantin to jump up an down ... but she cooden't becuz uv her hip.

she iz da nooest frend uv skeezix!

i am one uv da orijinalz!

happee easter to all da frendz uv skeezix ... evreeware!

dat thursday thing

ok brudderz an sistahz ...

so it'z been a ruff start fer mi teem ...

but it'z jus da beginnin ...

jus da beginnin!

i'm sure uv it!

werdless wednesday

tuesday

(wanna see me make a d-o-g laff an laff?)

...

hey ... d-o-g ...

...

wut'z "laffing stock?"

cattle widda sense uv hyoomer.

wut did i tell u?

monday

yes brudderz an sistahz ...

thingz ar jus abowt back to normul heer.

i haven't had a good walkabowt in sum time.

yesturday i decided to take owt da bananer dat owr grate an fabyoolus frend skeezix sent me fer mi birfday.

wutta grate scent...

i wanna luv it ferever!

wutta werkowt!

i hadta hold on to da chair fer deer life after dat one!

a belated thank u skeez!

sumthin fer u on friday

04/01/09 1:53 PM ET
Yanks name Jeter their leadoff hitter

yes brudderz an sistahz an baseball fanz all over da werld ... dis wuz da majer leeg baseball (mlb) hedline on da furst.

i'm gettin ready!

april fool

i'm inside an ...

joba'z owt!

harharhar!

way-da-minit!

i jus saw dat da grate snuzzy hizself sent me a comment.

wow!

hoo next?

dgtr?

mom? mom? duhr ... she fainted again!