mi gram sent mi mom a speshul gift today.
it'zza book by a cat therapist named carole wilbourn.
it'z called cat talk an wen i saw it ... i wuz laffin an laffin!
i think mi gram sent it becuz da grate an byootiful dr. landerfeld sugjested dat i mite wanna talk to a therapist abowt mi resint walk-abowtz.
i grabbed da book frum mi mom an turned to chapter 6--"expressions of anxiety."
lissin to dis brudderz an sistahz:
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anxiety is defined as mental distress or uneasiness caused by apprehension of danger or misfortune; it is also used synonymously with fear or worry ... fleeting anxiety is not a threat to your cat. It's when the anxiety builds up and is not discharged that the anxiety turns to a pervasive fear and your cat's peace of mind an physical well-being may be threatened... When a cat suffers from anxiety that can't be allayed by positive support from his person, auxiliary support may be needed in the form of a TRANQUILIZER!"
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tranquilizer? duhr ... i don't need a tranquilizer. giv a tranquilizer to dat kitten joba.da end.
pee ess ... wut'zza "tranquilizer?"
